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Topic: Theory of Evolution

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

People talk about their ..:

Confronting nature

Personality:

Analytical, Devout

Intelligence:

Genius

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Religion(s):

Atheist

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite body part(s):

Brain

Favorite great thinker(s):

Richard Dawkins, Charles Darwin, Stephen Hawking

Interest(s):

Biology, Science, Physics

Favorite destination(s):

Australia

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves

Membership(s):

Skeptics

Favorite quote(s):

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

Expert Talk

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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Just the fact that Bill wore a different shirt for The Double Inn gig lends irrefutable credence to Darwin's theory of evolution.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Mencken also adverts to the Scopes trial of that year, whose verdict forbade the teaching of Darwin's theory of evolution in the schools of Christian Tennesee.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Theories and simulations that describe their formation and evolution are devised using statistical and stochastic methods, numerical simulations, and other formulations as appropriate.
Scientific theories, like evolution and relativity and plate tectonics, are hypotheses that have survived extensive testing and repeated verification.
Can we formulate theories relating the DNA molecule to evolution and recreate extinct organisms?

Mark Harris,
Priest

We reject the theories of evolution and theistic evolution because they stand in contradiction to the account of creation as given in the Bible and accepted by Christ.
Referring, of course to Darwin's theory of evolution and Derwin's adherence to Jesus Christ as the Way, the Truth, and the Life!

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
ken Gray
2004-11-14 21:50:59

The fact that some plants and animals adapt to physical change in their enviroment does not give anybody the right to assume that a human with a soul can be the result of an animal without a soul to evolve in to a human. scientific research rules out all the evidence of the spirit world because only people with the Holy Spirit living within them can understand the Bible. The Bible states this. People who pray recover from surgery faster than people who do not. This is as a result of a scientific survey. If a person has the Holy Spirit he knows that the Bible is true and the theory of evolution is a theory that is not proven and will never be proved.

From:
marisha chee
2005-08-19 12:03:11

What was Darwin's Theory of evolution?

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