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Topic: Graduate Record Examination

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Intelligence:

Genius

Personality:

Analytical

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Mail carrier, Truck driver

Education:

Post-graduate, College, Junior High School

Favorite body part(s):

Brain

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Interest(s):

English, Business, German

Favorite movie(s):

Grease

Starsign:

Gemini

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job

Membership(s):

Mensa

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Graduate Record Examination (GRE*) General Test is designed to provide graduate schools with common measures for comparing the qualifications of applicants.
Graduate Record Examinations (GRE) software This facility functions as an open computer lab and is available to all students and faculty.
Applicants are required to take the general aptitude sections of the Graduate Record Examination, and are strongly encouraged to take the GRE subject exam in the area of their choice.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Is Graduate Record Examination (GRE) a prerequisite for foreign students?
Graduate Record Examination (GRE) results.
Graduate Record Examination (GRE) scores.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Graduate Record Examinations (GRE) software This facility functions both as an open computer lab and instructional computer lab.
Graduate Record Examination (GRE) - Available exclusively as a computer based test (CBT) through National and International Test Centers only.
GRE (Graduate Record Examination) Quantitative-Verbal combined score of 1100 or higher on the general aptitude exam.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Graduate Record Examination (GRE) The Department of Sociology requires scores on the verbal, quantitative, and analytic components of the Graduate Record Examination.

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