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Topic: Microsoft Excel

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook, Coolness

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Interest(s):

Computers, Maths, Economics

Dream job(s):

Teacher

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Added a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet containing the county-level results for the proposed constitutional amendment on the June 6, 2000 ballot.
My corrective action for this deficiency was a Microsoft Excel Spreadsheet that identified which sections of the standard applied to each area of the company.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This update addresses a vulnerability that could allow malicious code to run in a Microsoft Excel 2001 for Mac or Microsoft PowerPoint 2001 for Mac file without warning.
Microsoft Excel Development Tallin offers custom excel macros development, spreadsheet programming, and Microsoft Excel consulting.
The analysis was accomplished via a Microsoft Excel 7 spreadsheet, which was automated using Visual Basic macros.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We have also created a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet that will help you decide which incentive to choose in order to get the lowest monthly payment.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

A financial spreadsheet software tool formatted for Microsoft Excel which analyzes stock price history and financial statement data and generates a professional quality fundamental analysis with future performance projections.
Spreadsheet applications control Microsoft Excel workbooks and provide significantly improved accuracy and efficiency to any large spreadsheet.
Microsoft Excel is unreliable for large format printing; there have been many instances of fonts corrupting when spreadsheets are scaled to large sizes.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Among these were versions of the Microsoft Word word processor and Microsoft Excel spreadsheet, which went on to dominate the personal word processing and spreadsheet markets on both Microsoft Windows and the Apple Macintosh.
The Microsoft Excel 97 Viewer allows users to view and print Excel 97 and Excel 2000 spreadsheet files, in addition to other Excel for Windows� (versions 2.
Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, and Powerpoint) and SPSS v9 are available in this lab, along with a networked printer.

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