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Topic: Image Expert

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Jennicam
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite possession(s):Digital camera,  Camcorder
People talk about their ..:Fashion sense
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite great thinker(s):Marie Curie
Currently has on their coffee table:Vogue magazine
Interest(s):Photography
Favorite movie(s):Good Will Hunting
Dream job(s):Model
Favorite artist(s):Andy Warhol
Favorite destination(s):The Moon,  New York
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Favorite TV show(s):The Civil War
Favorite era(s):1930s
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Our experts recommended a targeted advertising campaign that addressed the weak links in its image.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The experts say that this behavior, this desire to starve yourself is caused by the media images you see.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

The images of Newbert and Wilms are considered by many experts to be the finest marine life photography in the world, achieving an artistic sophistication and mastery unequaled by others in their field.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Numerous medical experts from coroners to surgeons have analyzed the image and the blood stains and have concluded that the image appears to be that of a real human being that died from the trauma of actual wounds.
The single image above was scanned from a photograph taken by one of the defense experts approximately two years after the initial investigation.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Questions on file formats postscript RIP jpeg joint photographic experts group tiff tagged image file format raster vector bitmapped pict pdf at Reprographics.
Compressed images are stored in the industry standard Joint Photographic Experts Group (JPEG) compression format.
Image awareness is a fundamental outgrowth of the company culture that is to be encouraged by exemplary behavior from above and by investment in motivational and educational instruction for personnel by internal and external experts in Branding, Reputation, and Image.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Promotions Inc are experts in producing high quality, high impact images using our inkjet printers.
Accessing an Image data base in privileged mode is not supported by Hewlett Packard and is best left up to the experts.
Our creative graphics experts can create logos that project right image of your company to the clients.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Experts say the Pentagon's public relations operation is also not prepared to deal with having such images broadcast in the Arab world.
 
 
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