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Topic: Internet Explorer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite explorer(s):

James Cook, Vasco de Gama

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite food(s):

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Minesweeper

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Internet Explorer users may be asked if they would like to download the Microsoft Java Virtual Machine if it is not available on their computer.
Our server is compatible with browsers such as Internet Explorer and Netscape that can transmit information over the Internet in an encrypted form.
Netscape and MS Internet Explorer browsers will reveal the Document Source codes when you wonder how the author programmed a page you like.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Manila is a website creation system in which web pages can be edited through the Internet Explorer and Netscape Navigator web browsers.
Microsoft Internet Explorer, Netscape Navigator , and Netscape Communicator are all secure browsers.
Simply Internet offers technical support for the latest versions of both Microsoft Internet Explorer and Netscape Communicator.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Internet Explorer 4 only gets it right on width and line-height and Internet Explorer 3 and Netscape never at all.
Internet Explorer users may go to the Microsoft Web site and Netscape navigator users may go to the Netscape website.
If you are using the latest versions of Internet Explorer or Netscape Navigator, the cursor will change to show a question mark when help is available.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Internet room is equipped with 4 PCs with floppy drives and have Netscape and Internet explorer installed.
Unlike Internet Explorer or iCab, Netscape 4x does not take most of its settings or preferences from the Mac Internet Control Panel, therefore the proxy configuration from the previous page does not work on Netscape.
This site is best viewed using Netscape Navigator or Microsoft Internet Explorer with a medium font setting and monitor resolution set to 800 X 600.

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