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Topic: Microsoft Internet Explorer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer

Most admires:

Che Guevara, Bill Gates

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite explorer(s):

James Cook, Vasco de Gama, Christopher Columbus

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite food(s):

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, eBay Auctions, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Microsoft's Internet Explorer Users - if you do not have the necessary files on your system, they will automatically be downloaded to your machine via an ActiveX Control the first time you try to access a page that contains Surround Videos.
The Internet Explorer is based on Microsoft's ActiveX technology and is available for Windows, Windows NT, and Macintosh platforms.
Microsoft Internet Explorer's set of objects exposed to scripts (called the Script Object Model) is very similar to the set that Netscape exposes to JavaScript.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Microsoft Internet Explorer - A World Wide Web browser which debuted in 1995 and was designed by Microsoft to challenge the supremacy of Netscape Navigator among browsers.
Microsoft Internet Explorer, Netscape Navigator, and Netscape Communicator to display QuickTime-based media directly within a web page.
If you are using an SSL -compliant browser such as Microsoft's Internet Explorer or Netscape Navigator, you will be able to carry on your credit card transactions without worry of an intermediary obtaining your private information.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Internet Explorer users can download the latest browser software form Microsoft's download site while Netscape users can visit the Netscape download area.
Internet Explorer users may go to the Microsoft Web site and Netscape navigator users may go to the Netscape website.
Microsoft Internet Explorer Netscape Navigator If after having done so you should still encounter problems, please do not hesitate to inform us by clicking on the address shown below.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

It is made using the application Notepad and is optimised for versions 4 or higher of Microsoft Internet Explorer and Netscape Navigator at a screen resolution of 800x600 pixels or higher.
Microsoft's Internet Explorer versions 4 and 5 have a 'Full Screen' option: Select 'View' on the toolbar and then 'Full Screen', or press the key marked F11 on your keyboard.
This site is best viewed using Netscape Navigator or Microsoft Internet Explorer version 4 or higher at a screen resolution of 800 x 600 or higher.

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