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Topic: Microsoft Internet Explorer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer

Most admires:

Che Guevara, Bill Gates

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite explorer(s):

James Cook, Vasco de Gama, Christopher Columbus

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite food(s):

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Minesweeper

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, eBay Auctions, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Microsofts ActiveX technology claims to allow Internet Explorer users to view and modify documents created by Microsoft Word, Excel and few other applications.
Microsoft are going to push XML support as one of the major new features of Internet Explorer 5, and it is likely that it will be supported in future versions of Netscape and other browsers.
Even Microsoft's Internet Explorer is nothing more than a glorified scripting host-it has the links in and out, and it takes advantage of them just like any other application can if it wants to.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Microsoft Internet Explorer - A World Wide Web browser which debuted in 1995 and was designed by Microsoft to challenge the supremacy of Netscape Navigator among browsers.
Microsoft Internet Explorer, Netscape Navigator , and Netscape Communicator are all secure browsers.
Microsoft's Internet Explorer dominates the browser market with a worldwide usage share of 95%, according to new findings from web site analysts OneStat.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Internet Explorer users can download the latest browser software form Microsoft's download site while Netscape users can visit the Netscape download area.
Internet Explorer users may go to the Microsoft Web site and Netscape navigator users may go to the Netscape website.
Microsoft Internet Explorer: Netscape Navigator: Please see our Privacy and Complaints Policy page for more information on privacy issues.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Microsoft is a registered trademark and the Microsoft Internet Explorer and Microsoft Publisher logos are all trademarks of Microsoft.
Microsoft is a registered trademark and the Microsoft Internet Explorer Logo and Windows are trademarks of Microsoft.
Microsoft Internet Explorer and AOL browsers running on Apple Macintosh computers are temporarily unable to register at this site.

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