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Topic: Federal Express

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Dream job(s):Mail carrier,  Truck driver,  Tax Collector
Favorite activity(s):Stamp collecting,  Paying off their mortgage
Favorite food(s):Seafood,  Cheesecakes,  Cookies
Interest(s):Aviation
Likes to wear:Baseball cap
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Favorite drink(s):Rum
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Federal Express, DHL, UPS, RPS, Airborne Express or any other carrier that you may prefer, offering prompt next-day service for urgent requirements.
Federal Express and Sequoyah Parcel Service both operate terminals in the city, and United Parcel Service is also available.
Using Federal Express, UPS or Purolator can be accommodated upon request, however these services are generally more expensive than Xpresspost.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

We ship Federal Express: Smoked fish is shipped in boxed foam coolers via Economy Service or Priority Overnight Service.
Major freight terminals for Federal Express and UPS are located at the Tulsa International Airport.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

All modem orders are shipped via Federal Express standard overnight to minimize interruption during your transition.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

UPS, Federal Express, or US Postal Express Mail Services available at Extra Cost.
Federal Express Just let us know in "Special Instructions" at check-out if your order must be shipped via Federal Express.
Please note, express shipping with UPS or Federal Express does not mean that you will receive the package in 1 or 2 days.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Additional services may be available if Federal Express or UPS is used as they have both installed computer systems in our facilities.
Shipments via Federal Express will most likely be shipped in Federal Express boxes, with the typical FedEx colors and labeling.
Federal Express and UPS Shipping Services are available.
 
 
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2004-12-04 20:24:23
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jm_summer@yahoo.com
2005-08-12 12:32:57
I am trying to locate a package mailed by my mother in the month of march 1998. Can this package be located or verification of delivery? thanks for your time, Jim
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