Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Express Limited

Related:
  Limited    Express  
  Limited Edition    American Express  
  Limited Edition Print    Express News  
  2 Limited    Card American Express  
  Outlook Express    Limited Partnership  
  Express Mail    Two Year Limited  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm),  SUV
Currently has on their coffee table:People
Religion(s):Scientologist
Favorite TV show(s):Buffy the Vampire Slayer,  Charmed
Favorite food(s):McDonalds
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite sport(s):Jogging,  Working out at the gym
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Listens to:Christina Aguilera,  Metallica,  Elvis Presley
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Favorite philosopher(s):Socrates
Favorite quote(s):"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

HelpIndex PHD PHD Computer Consultants Ltd makes no representations or warranties about the suitability of the software, either express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose.
PHD Computer Consultants Ltd makes no representations or warranties about the suitability of the software, either express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose.
There are no warranties of any kind for the program, whether express or implied, including, but not limited to, any warranties related to merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, lack of viruses, and correspondence to description.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This warranty is in lieu of all other warranties or conditions whether express or implied including but not limited to those of merchantability or fitness for purpose and shall constitute the sole remedy of the purchaser and the sole liability of the manufacturer in respect of the sale of the product, whether in the nature of breach or breach of fundamental term, or of negligence or otherwise.
The limited warranties set forth herein are in lieu of and exclude all other express or implied warranties, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose or application, and all other obligations on the part of Photowatt, unless such other warranties and obligations are agreed to in writing by Photowatt.
The service is distributed without warranties of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to warranties of title or implied warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose or otherwise, other than those warranties which are implied by and incapable of exclusion, restriction, or modification under the laws applicable to this service.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Seem Internet Solutions makes no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, in connection with this Agreement or its domain name registrations services, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose.
The statements contained herein are made in lieu of all warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose which warranties are hereby expressly disclaimed.
Netlink makes no warranties of any kind, whether express or implied, including but not limited to any implied warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose, with respect to the use or provision of the Internet connection.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Limited Warranty and Disclaimer The Software and the related documentation are supplied "as is" and RISCOS Ltd and its licensors expressly disclaim any warranty, express or implied, as to the merchantability of the Software and the related documentation or their fitness for any particular purpose.
Limited Warranty The services are provided to Customer on an "as is, as available" basis and KOS makes no other warranties, statutory, express or implied, with respect to products or services supplied under this Agreement and disclaims all other warranties, including the warranties of merchantability, fitness for particular purpose and noninfringement.
Limited Warranty: This warranty is given in lieu of all other warranties, express or implied, including any warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose on the part of RRR.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Your friends really should know a little more about Express Limited, don't you think?

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.