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Topic: Open your eyes

Related:
  Open House    Office is open  
  Blue Eyes    Open  
  Open Door    Open File  
  Open Source    Eye  
  Eye    Make eye  
  US Open  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Brown raincoat
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Good point(s):Good kisser
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite destination(s):Home
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

 Her eyes were open wide as she stared at my crotch and her lips were parted slightly.
Her eyes were open now but they were rolling in their sockets and I saw her hands and fingers clutching at the carpet pile.
His eyes were wide open in shock and he was still trying to get the Uzi free from under his ruined jacket.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

 Jawa Open Eyes is a project to build open network monitoring system using SNMP with the power of Java language.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

 Open eyes and draw the figure on the Shaman Magic Board.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

 Eyes are now open and they're starting to walk around a little!
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

 Its eyes are open and the baby can be seen clinging to the back of its parent.
All eyes were glued to the still wide open door that led into the room.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

 Open thine eyes and see thy God is not before thee!
Open your eyes is Islam really the peaceful religion clerics say it is?
Mark Harris,
Priest

 Open your eyes and look to the truth of the mormon religion.
Open my eyes that I may behold Thee in and around me.
 
 
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