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Topic: Eye Tricks

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Good point(s):

Good kisser

Appearance:

Overweight

Intelligence:

Stupid

Personality:

Spoilt brat, Wacky

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Favorite artist(s):

Harry Houdini

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite body part(s):

Eyes, Mouth

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Favorite sport(s):

Skateboarding, Snowboarding

Favorite computer game(s):

Super Mario World

Favorite destination(s):

Home

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Unless my eyes were playing tricks on me it looked like a salmon.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Eyes can play tricks on a person in low light.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Sinister Tricks for Wicked Dungeon Masters This DM screen and companion volume hides the secrets of a Ravenloft campaign from the prying eyes of players.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

The darkness seemed to play tricks on my eyes as I swore there was debris in front of us but there was nothing.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The Playful Eye is a virtual feast of games and visual tricks gathered from around the world.
Eyes plays tricks on you!

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

My eyes were not playing tricks on me because I could see all of us saw the same thing.
Your eyes are�nt playing tricks on you.
Were his eyes playing tricks on him?

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