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Topic: Michael Jackson's face

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  History of Michael Jackson's Face    Michael Jackson comes the new kid  
  Picture of Michael Jackson    Michael Jackson's Thriller  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Michael Jackson,  Matt Druge
Intelligence:Stupid
Currently has on their coffee table:TV Guide,  Soap Opera Digest,  Remote Control
Favorite author(s):Ernest Hemingway
Favorite TV show(s):Jerry Springer,  Just Shoot Me,  Drew Carey Show
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld,  Winona Ryder
Interest(s):Photography
Favorite movie(s):Rear Window,  Aliens,  Lord of the Rings
Listens to:Janet Jackson
Favorite quote(s):"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

A Photographic History of Michael Jackson's Face With blithering, yet witty commentary - I may have linked to this before, but there are some recent pictures at the end.
The HisTory of Michael Jackson's face is a photographic history of MJ's face.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Michael Jackson's Face , the documentary which achieved Five's highest ever ratings outside films or football, is a contender for the Best New Programme - a gong which is voted for by readers of Broadcast.
America's children are already familiar with fusion cooking, and everyone recognizes Michael Jackson's face in his video morphing into all the faces of the world.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

However, this nice illustrated history of Michael Jackson's face is good for a few moments of disturbed horror.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

It went the way of the Dodo and Michael Jackson's face when I decided to move cities and also fork over enough cash to afford a domain name and proper web hosting.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The history of Michael Jackson's face (via Slate ) – we see that it was around the Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters stage that things started getting scary.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

NBC News will do an entire hour on Michael Jackson's face during the February sweeps, NBC Entertainment President Jeff Zucker announced today.
Show to Examine Michael Jackson's Face AP Reporter/Writer The face of pop singer Michael Jackson will be the subject of a special edition of NBC's news magazine "Dateline" next month.
RDF's documentary Michael Jackson's Face got Channel Five's highest ever viewing figures for any single show outside films and football when it aired on Sunday.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Probably as real as Michael Jackson's face.
Finally, what is up with Michael Jackson's face?
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Melanie
2004-11-19 09:15:57
what is an internal auditor?
From:
Ashley
2004-11-21 14:00:16
What right to you think you have to say things as such that are on this site??? You are disgracefull to the human race!!!!!!!!! You better get those fake stats off this web site and put up some real ones!!!! You are the worst and most terrible little slugs to ever crawl this earth!!!!!!!!! And fro the record, Michael Jackson is not stupid, you are. and if you've got something to say to me, you can email me at Zolla_Babe@yahoo.com and you should rethink your rights... Because I think you're overdoing them a lot.
From:

2004-12-10 12:45:54
From:
KIRSTEN NEILL
2004-12-13 05:45:03
STOP FOOLING AROUND WITH THE KING OF POP! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO LAME!!! i have been a fan of his for 10 years and you doing this to him?! WTF!? not right now you aren't! You SH*THeads given the last B*LLSH*T about Michael! STOP MAKING WEIRD OPINIONS!! HE has a LIFE! MESS SOMEONE ELSE'S LIFE! NOT HIS!!! GoT iT??! K?! JUST SHUT UP........
From:
Redneck lover
2004-12-16 01:34:13
Jackson should be hung by his b#lls and beat to death, like all the other perverts.
From:
Chan
2004-12-26 23:02:56
Where is real Michael Jackson? I think he is somewhere and watching this fake(Jacko) Michael Jackson on the news and think to himself " what a fool?".
From:
Melanin Beauty
2005-01-01 20:06:42
Why doesn't anyone talk about all of those sun-bathers who go to tanning salons 3 times a week and lie next to the pool for 4 hours one time a week only to leave slightly darker and/or redder than they were before they put on tropical skin tanning lotion. What about those women who get fat inserted into their lips to make them fuller or put on ruby red lipstick with lipliner and lots of color on their cheeks and eyes just so they can have some color? Why doesn't anyone talk about the fact that it's okay for our kids to watch that gay clown named Ronald McDonald with his curly red afro? He's the white and feminine version of MJ don't you think? We should start with McD's and then go to Wal-Mart and ask them why they are selling black in a bottle? Yes! I was at Wal-Mart and saw these brown legs that looked like they had pantyhose on...they were the same color as my legs. What? They are selling black in a bottle these days....tsk, tsk, tsk....
From:
chelsey
2005-01-06 21:04:52
every one who has a problem with michael and has to try and find a webpage to write stupid and untrue comments about him obviously has no life and is obviously insecure about themselves and because they are insecure about themselves they feel they have to hurt michael in order to make themselves feel better. also keep in mind that fans will read this and will be hurt by what you people are saying, so you are hurting them aswell as michael, so if you do have something to say thats horrible keep it to yourselves . also the people who are writing the awfull comments you are just weakminded and gullable and beleive everything you read or hear, and if you are going to go through life doing that then you are going to be a very negative person and have a very negative attitude against every selebraty there is. michael all your fans love you and are going to stick by you forever especially at this moment in time. i love you very much, love chelsey michael rocks
From:
Kids
2005-01-31 17:28:00
Michael Jackson enjoys the company of small children.
From:
Cuervo
2005-02-10 09:48:31
Hi
From:
KIRSTEN NEILL
2005-02-24 06:21:24
JUST SHUT THE F*CK Up WiTh ThOSe LouSy OPINIONS ABOUT MICHAEL!
From:
I HATE MJ!!
2005-03-03 15:20:37
I pledge alligence to the flag that micheal jackson is a fag, he used to play with little toys, but now he plays with little boys...
From:
melissa
2005-03-17 20:59:49
I dont understand michael jackson.but... KIRSTEN NEILL YOU HAVE TO CALM DOWN!! everyone can have their own opinion. you dont have to accept it but dont freak out on us. Jesus. damn girl...chill out
From:
maya
2005-03-20 10:23:22
how dare you!!!!!!! i think that michael dors not even have anything about his face that is horrible you should show a lot of respect to the king of pop and i loved him since i was born and by the way please tell me his phone number my e-mail address is syed_maya@yahoo.co.uk
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maya syed
2005-03-20 10:32:28
you are so lame if you think that michael did those thins on t.v you should e-mail me on syed_maya@yahoo.co.uk and i will make you shut up and this is to michael's enemies get use to michael because he is the best better than you horrible and thoughtless lot and this is to the fans keep it up your cool
From:
maya syed
2005-03-20 10:37:32
the boy who write i hate m.j i pledge alligence to the flag and bla bla bla shut up will u e-mail me on syed_maya@yahoo.co.uk and i will teach you it iis wrong to say that and who are you really
From:
maya syed
2005-03-20 10:40:56
to redneck lover u are wrong because michael would care for u but u wouldn't plus do u really want to say that show respect forgoodness sake
From:

2005-03-23 14:36:02
who has sold the most records of all time?
From:
Mike G.
2005-03-23 14:59:26
HIGH PRICE OF GASOLINE WHY???
From:
Peter Pederast Pan
2005-04-07 17:37:44
Time to pull the feeding tube on the dethroned "King of Pop."
From:
ebe
2005-04-11 01:02:57
he's dead,maggots.get over it.
From:
jt
2005-04-14 15:49:24
you ssuucckk
From:
jt
2005-04-14 15:50:40
you suck
From:
Billie JO
2005-04-18 19:45:13
I think what all of you wrote is pretty f*@#ing stupid actually. Who gives a rats behind about the way that dudes face looks how about the look on his face while he was molesting little kids. I don't care how famous anybody is or what they do to themselves, but nobody has the right to touch children, and all you "fans" are supporting him for that, and you all should be ashamed of yourself. I don't care if the man was Jesus Christ himself, I think if you drug and fondle little kids you should die!
From:
angie
2005-04-19 12:46:45
Hey billie, can you prove what you have just said?? what if i say that you are a murderer? are you angry ? so do we. i just want to say that don't jugde something or someone before you know the truth one. if you said that michael is guilty, were you there when it happened? did you see michael did that ? if your answer is no, so you don't know the truth one, so you can't jucge michael, because you don't know whether he did the thing or not. grown up, billie.
From:
CecĂ­lia
2005-04-23 15:19:43
LOL
From:
porter
2005-04-24 05:37:09
MICHEAL JACKSON IS THE FUCKIN GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME!!!! WHO HAS SOLD MORE ALBUMS? MIKE. WHO HAS DONATED MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO DIFFERENT CHARITIES ALL OVER THE WORLD? MJ. WHO HAS WON ALMOST EVERY CONCEIVABLE AWARD MADE? MJ. WHO IS FRIENDS WITH SOME OF THE BIGGEST STARS IN ENTERTAINMENT? MJ. SEE, NO MATTER WHAT, MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL GONNA BE LOVED BY SO MANY PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE HE IS A FRIGGIN GENIUS. HE IS A MUSICAL GOD. THE MAN MAY HAVE A FUCKED UP FACE BUT GIVES A SHIT? BEAUTY COMES MORE SO FROM THE INSIDE THAN FROM WHAT YOU SEE ON THE OUTSIDE. IT DONT MATTER WAT HE LOOKS LIKE. LEAVE THE KING OF POP ALONE YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!!! FOOOK OFF!!!
From:
ivojsky
2005-04-24 18:28:35
i hate bad words, just asking if u know this story just recently i received a mail & looks like its true the original michael jackson is DEAD! They said, the living MJ right now is the impostor, that's why his doing the bad things unlike if the orig MJ is still living, this bad things may not happen. That's why the face of impostor MJ is looks like a a zombie bcuz his not real MJ.
From:
angie
2005-04-26 00:34:54
PORTER, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!!!!
From:
me biotch
2005-04-27 08:48:07
i love michael jackson...so what if he molests children...the children obviously like it to be so damn nice to him and constantly go over his house...he is a nice boy who needs sex like we do
From:
Natasha
2005-04-29 11:29:45
I like Michael Jackson. I think he's innocent. When you read books about him, you learn that he is very gentle and loves children more than himself. I think that he would not do anything to harm a child. Just love and appreciate the music. My friend Katie says that he's so hot, that if he went to jail, he would get raped. peAce out.
From:
B. J.
2005-05-02 00:54:18
Whatever, you all are so commercial it's sickening
From:
kizz
2005-05-02 12:03:02
if u b#tchs lik that hoe u r literlly mentally ill!!!!!!!!!!!get over him, he will sexually abuse u
From:
ali
2005-05-04 18:59:47
get over him FANATIC LOWLIFE FREAKS and let the JUDGE decide,, shut up until then!!!!!!! CHILD ABUSE IS NOT FUNNY!!!!IT'S A SERIOUS SICKING THING!!!! if a person is takin in by the courts charged with child sex abuse well than that's serious!!! SO STOP SAYING HAVE respect FOR THE KING OF POP---HE IS MORE LIKE KING OF COCK BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS!!!
From:
carina
2005-05-17 14:51:25
ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO LIKE MICKOJACKO ARE LIKE SO GAY. THESE PEOPLE ARE STUPID SUPPOTRING A CHESTER DUMBASSES. WHY DOES GAS COST ALOT???????????
From:
emily
2005-05-24 13:34:15
michael jackson is better than all of yall freaks and he difinately didnt die
From:
TLB
2005-05-25 22:37:08
He is inocent until proven guilty. Personally, I don't think he's guilty. Michael, if you know who I am, it was many year ago, I met you at a Jehovah Witness Assembly in Beverly Hills. However, I am not a Jehovah's Witness any longer. I just want you to know I am praying for you and your family. But, all I ask is that you please pray for me. I have a son in Iraq and he already has had several comrads die. Thanks MJ LU......Tam
From:
Rage-#1 MJ lover
2005-05-26 13:23:40
Why do all you j@ck@ssess hate MJ so much?! He didnt do nything to you!!! So shut the f#$k up!!!
From:
Stryker
2005-05-30 21:26:49
To me, back in the day Michael had a beautiful face, "BEFORE HE BUTCHERED IT." Why Michael,Why? I hope you beat those charges, Then come back and sue those bitches for WRONGFUL PROSECUTION!!!
From:
Kid
2005-06-06 03:58:23
I don't hate MJ or like him but you argue too much!!!
From:
j boy
2005-06-10 12:19:21
hi i dont want micheal jackson to go jail
From:
no one
2005-06-14 14:00:17
MICHALE JACKSON IS A FRIGGIN CHILD MOLESTOR AND SHOULD DIE!!! becasue he is not convicted, it's just saying that it;'s ok to molest children...if ur michael jackson...and any celebrity for that matter. THE JURY SUCKS!!!
From:
no one
2005-06-14 21:53:22
PLUSE!!! he bought his way out of jail last time, and has basically done it again. i think girls women are also treated wrose then men...still. cuz look, OJ Simpson: killed his wife, and got off the hook...now michael...molested a child and got away with it...TWICE!!! and then Martha Stewart sells a stock early and goes to jail for it!! WUT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!
From:
Finchen
2005-06-16 00:31:56
The sick mother fucker need to be shot he sleeps with little boys it dont matter if he "fondles" with them its morally incorect im sorry but how would you feel if your song was sleepin in micheal jacksons bed, ppl need to think of what he is doin with these little boys, and not how his music it
From:
Finchen
2005-06-16 00:37:10
Sorry I meand son** not song
From:
JW
2005-06-18 10:41:21
this is so damn stupid people fighting over this stuff.....I hope he does go to jail cause there are alot of little kids that don't need things like that to happen to them....
From:
Reziel
2005-06-21 15:00:50
Michael I LOVE YOU
From:
Sara
2005-06-22 12:07:34
Why is michale so gay?
From:
Tam
2005-06-30 05:42:33
I grew up watching Michael Jackson when he was a young boy. He has such talent, but evidentily there is a dark side to MJ that only little boys are subjected to. I blame the parents of the children that even allowed their children to have a "sleep over" with an adult man. Yes, MJ is very famous, but no child of mine would ever be alone with him. Those parents should be charged with neglect. I quote the saying "where there is smoke there is fire".
From:
alireza samadi
2005-07-12 19:35:02
jag älskar dig michael jackson
From:
FUCKASS
2005-07-14 07:21:25
MICHAEL JACKSON IS A HOT SEXY WOMAN AND I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH HIS ASSHOLE. I'M GONNA STICK MY TONGUE ALL UP IN HIM JUST TO TASTE HIS FECES. I BET THERE'S A LOT OF SEMEN IN IT SO I EXPECT IT TO BE CREAMY AND DELICIOUS LIKE SOFT-SERVED ICE CREAM. WHO WANTS A KISS?
From:
f off
2005-07-17 00:05:24
mjs a fuckin queer who supduses little boys why d u think his house was like a fuckin theme park
From:
cepete
2005-07-19 19:20:42
Billie Jo is so right MJ has no stikin right to do that to kids if people suport him for that you are all gay
From:
ha ha
2005-07-25 17:50:48
arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. even if you win, your still retarded
From:
rohit
2005-07-30 09:14:26
michael's life style is different and concealed but that doesn't mean that he is bad or guilty.
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OBSSESSEDCATPERSON
2005-07-31 05:02:07
MJ IS FUCKING GUILTY NO MATTER WAT THE FUCK THE JURY SAYS HES GUILTY HES A CHILD MOLESTER EVERY ONE KNOWS HES GUILTY BUT CELEBS. GETAWAY WITH EVERYTHING...DUH!!!
From:
lana
2005-08-09 16:28:39
OK MICHEAL JACKSON IS SO FUCKIN GAY HE LOVES PLAYIN WIT LITTLE BOYS BUT NOW HE STARIN 2 PLAY WIT BIG BOYS I MEAN DIDEN'T U HEAR DAT HE RAPED A 18 YEAR OLD GUY!!!!!!!!!! HE LOVES IT!!!!!
From:
asssssssss
2005-08-18 02:14:41
i thout he was a woman
From:
OBSSESSEDCATPERSON
2005-08-26 21:52:25
DUDE.....OMFG MJ IS GAYY!!!U MJ FANS R RETARTED COZ U ADORE OR WORSHIP A CHILD MOLESTER U FUCKING RETARDS!!!!IF U LOVE OR WORSHIP HIM GO GET RAPPED U ASS SUCKING FANS!!!
From:
Dyme
2005-09-05 16:08:19
^^Just Beat it:) ^^
From:
josh s
2005-09-14 16:05:01
i like thriller
From:
robert
2005-09-24 21:05:23
I liked Thriller too , what ever happenned to Ola RAY ?
From:
Marie
2005-10-04 04:06:59
I love all Michael's songs.He is the biggest artist of all time
From:
OBSSESSEDCATPERSON
2005-10-10 22:35:42
MJ IS GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THATS G.A.Y. HES GAY!!!!!!FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER FANS!!!!!!!MAN U GUYS R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID TO LIKE A MOLESTER!!!GOD!!!!
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OBSSESSEDCATPERSON
2005-10-11 19:51:35
MJ IS A GAY DEAD FUCKER!!!!!LETS CALL HIM THE SCUM OF THE EARTH YA "YA SCUM OF THE EARTH HAH"!!
From:
gholam
2005-10-22 15:01:09
I love micheal jackson dead gay fucker.
From:
katie
2005-10-23 11:32:59
What a pity you are... Why are you hating someone? Why are you fighting here? There's not enough time to live a wonderful life and feel everything happy. Love your neighborhood, thnak for all around you and don't waste time to do useless thing.. Life is short. Enjoy your life, love everyone.
From:
OBSSESSEDCATPRESON
2005-10-27 20:26:09
GHOLAM u should be ashamed of WORSHIPING A FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER damn how many times do i have to say it!!!
From:
SKIPPER
2005-10-31 10:05:36
FOR ALL YALL HATERS OUT THERE MICHAEL JACKSON IS A LIVING LEGEND, HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, NO ONE CAN BE IKE HIM NOT USHER, OR JUSTIN, OR OMARION, THEY ACT MORE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, THEN MICHAEL HIMSELF. SO STOP HATING ON MICHAEL, CAUSE HE HAVEN'T NONE NOT A THING TO YOU.PEOPLE ARE JUST SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT HIM, CAUSE YOU SEE OTHER PEOPLE DO IT. THINK ABOUT IT, IM SURE YOU WOULDN'T LIKE BEING PICK AND YOU TRY YOUR HARDEST FOR PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU. JUST REMEMBER THIS (WHAT GOES AROUND COMES BACK AROUND). THIS IS FOR ALL YALL HATERS. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU GOT BLAME FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T DO. SO THINK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU TALK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE. (I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART MICHAEL YOU ARE MY GREATEST INSPIRATION.)
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OBSSESSEDCATPERSON
2005-11-01 12:42:33
SKIPPER UR FUCKIng STUPID!
From:
^_^
2005-11-22 22:32:11
He is sooo BUTT UGLY!!!!! HE could break a mirror!!!! he thought the plastic suguery and all that would make him look better, HA!!! yeah right! it made him look even more ugly! and Kirtsten Neill, how could you like someone who abuses and molests LITLLE children????My god!!!!! Kirsten you are a A** for thinking he is cool!
From:
OBSSESSEDCATPERSON
2005-11-29 16:55:10
I KNOW I AGREE WITH YOU..UMMM..^-^
From:
OBSSESSEDCATPERSON
2005-11-30 22:30:39
I MEAN..^_^ THATS WHAT I MEANT.SORRY
From:
kpjnfghoijtgiojthjioth9uij
2005-12-06 18:46:01
tyjo[ikgjiopthmktokyj okyjmk
From:
kpjnfghoijtgiojthjioth9uij
2005-12-07 19:59:13
mj is a mofro lke all rhw rest of u niggers that like that transsex person!!ILL I JUST THREW UP BECAUSE OF THE PIC ON THE FACE THING!!!!PICTURE...WATEVER!!!
From:
kpjnfghoijtgiojthjioth9uij
2005-12-07 20:00:59
OMG!!!!ITS GREEN WITH BROWN AND PINKKK!!!!!!!UHH...OWWW...MY STOMACH!!!*THROWS UP AGAIN*..
From:
kpjnfghoijtgiojthjioth9uij
2005-12-07 20:02:51
IM STONED SO IF IMMMMMA TYPINGGG RETARDED THTS TEH REASONNNNNNN WHYYYYY..........
From:
kpjnfghoijtgiojthjioth9uij
2005-12-08 16:57:34
WEEEEEE!!!HAHAHA MJ IS A FAG!!!!!!"JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS GRANDMAS GOT A GUN...PULLED THE TRIGGER SHOT A NIGGER NOW SHES ON THE RUN!!!"HAHAHA I WISH THAT WAS MJ....
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capone1874u!!!
2006-04-20 21:23:22
fekk off , wankas. mj's a butt pirate, yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! yo ho ho and a 12 year olds booty hole . wheres me pirates booty baby boy pirates booty be the booty for me , yarrrrrrrrrrr!!..... your all a bunch of herbs ,mj steps to my kid ima clap back back on that transparent clammy ass white lady
From:
swedish!
2006-01-20 06:17:08
M.J What happend to u?? Where are you?!! On the jeil? I´m listend to your song. And i Love them!!!! ()_() ('-')___I love YOU!!! (")(") And don´t listend to the athers that say stupet things!
From:

2006-01-20 06:19:52
And a mean that!! :D
From:
fagman
2006-04-18 14:51:46
Wassup?!!! MUTHAFUCKAS!!!! HOLY SHIT FUCK!!!!! HOly shit!!! My Science teacher is jacked me in the asshole!!!! FUCK I AM MASTURBATING!!!! GUHHH!!! Now my computer is all jizzy now!!!!!
From:

2006-01-24 12:47:47
It's inside beauty that counts. And Michael is more beautiful than any of you people who criticise his looks. I would never even dream of judging someone by their appearence. It is...sick. BTW, I find Michael Jackson to be very attractive, inside and out.
From:
Jess
2006-01-26 20:46:11
Fuck him.... fucking child molester....he has major fucking issues!!!! Blah Blah Blah
From:

2006-02-22 15:48:01
^ YOU have major issues. How DARE you label him a 'fucking child molester' when he was proven to be the opposite in court. I hope that one day if you are accused on something you didn't do, that people are quick to judge you as well, without knowing any of the FACTS.
From:
SKIPPER(MJLOVER)
2006-02-23 16:17:29
u stupid fucks leave michael alone hes the greatest of all time...PERIOD!!!!!!!
From:
fagman
2006-03-01 09:55:12
I thought Micheal Jackson was black. Now he is white. He was so hot when he was black. Now he is a wigga. What the fuck is up with that shit dude!!!? It gets me so fucking horny!!! FUCK SHIT I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY NEIGHBORS YARD!!! It fucking stinks as fuck, dude!! Shit my dick is fucking hairy. Time to fucking shave, man!!! I want to stick my dick in Jacksons asshole!! I wish I was a boy so he would fuck me!!! DAAHHH!!! Holy shit fuck!!! SHIT!!! What the fuck shit fuck, muthafucka!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
From:
dude
2006-04-07 14:35:45
Michael muthafucking Jackson is fucked up. He is a muthafucking wigga
From:
mince\"n\"taddies
2006-04-06 21:19:23
I really did hope that micheal would be able to fly away like peter pan, dont give up mj try jumping off a building or somthing.
From:
Chris
2006-08-09 10:05:03
I just had to take time out my day to point out that this page of text about NJ wasn't written by a person, its a satirical MACHINE MADE page which has grabbed sentences and mixed them up randomly with the word "Michael Jackson". It's fake, it's a joke, the whole "ask the brain.com" is a JOKE. As it says at the top of this page "The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.". So, morons... ahh.. I don't even have the energy to insult you's anymore.
From:
spaulter
2006-05-22 00:19:52
maybe he really hasnt had any plastic sergery, and has a skin disease, and never touched any little boys, and maybe he doesnt live in never never land, wanna be peter pan, and have a monkey named bubbles...
From:
rambino26
2006-05-22 00:27:22
my names rob and i love micheal jackson with all my heart, im a finish jew and he inspires me. I wish i was peter pan too! and had a monkey named bubbles..Tee hee im pretty weird. lalalalalalal
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