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Topic: Michael Jackson's face

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  Michael Jackson song    Michael Jackson Baby  
  History of Michael Jackson's Face    Michael Jackson comes the new kid  
  Picture of Michael Jackson    Michael Jackson's Thriller  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Michael Jackson,  Matt Druge
Intelligence:Stupid
Currently has on their coffee table:TV Guide,  Soap Opera Digest,  Remote Control
Favorite author(s):Ernest Hemingway
Favorite TV show(s):Jerry Springer,  Just Shoot Me,  Drew Carey Show
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld,  Winona Ryder
Interest(s):Photography
Favorite movie(s):Rear Window,  Aliens,  Lord of the Rings
Listens to:Janet Jackson
Favorite quote(s):"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

A Photographic History of Michael Jackson's Face With blithering, yet witty commentary - I may have linked to this before, but there are some recent pictures at the end.
The HisTory of Michael Jackson's face is a photographic history of MJ's face.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Michael Jackson's Face , the documentary which achieved Five's highest ever ratings outside films or football, is a contender for the Best New Programme - a gong which is voted for by readers of Broadcast.
America's children are already familiar with fusion cooking, and everyone recognizes Michael Jackson's face in his video morphing into all the faces of the world.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

However, this nice illustrated history of Michael Jackson's face is good for a few moments of disturbed horror.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

It went the way of the Dodo and Michael Jackson's face when I decided to move cities and also fork over enough cash to afford a domain name and proper web hosting.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The history of Michael Jackson's face (via Slate ) – we see that it was around the Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters stage that things started getting scary.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

NBC News will do an entire hour on Michael Jackson's face during the February sweeps, NBC Entertainment President Jeff Zucker announced today.
Show to Examine Michael Jackson's Face AP Reporter/Writer The face of pop singer Michael Jackson will be the subject of a special edition of NBC's news magazine "Dateline" next month.
RDF's documentary Michael Jackson's Face got Channel Five's highest ever viewing figures for any single show outside films and football when it aired on Sunday.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Probably as real as Michael Jackson's face.
Finally, what is up with Michael Jackson's face?
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Melanie
2004-11-19 09:15:57
what is an internal auditor?
From:
Ashley
2004-11-21 14:00:16
What right to you think you have to say things as such that are on this site??? You are disgracefull to the human race!!!!!!!!! You better get those fake stats off this web site and put up some real ones!!!! You are the worst and most terrible little slugs to ever crawl this earth!!!!!!!!! And fro the record, Michael Jackson is not stupid, you are. and if you've got something to say to me, you can email me at Zolla_Babe@yahoo.com and you should rethink your rights... Because I think you're overdoing them a lot.
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2004-12-10 12:45:54
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KIRSTEN NEILL
2004-12-13 05:45:03
STOP FOOLING AROUND WITH THE KING OF POP! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO LAME!!! i have been a fan of his for 10 years and you doing this to him?! WTF!? not right now you aren't! You SH*THeads given the last B*LLSH*T about Michael! STOP MAKING WEIRD OPINIONS!! HE has a LIFE! MESS SOMEONE ELSE'S LIFE! NOT HIS!!! GoT iT??! K?! JUST SHUT UP........
From:
Chan
2004-12-26 23:02:56
Where is real Michael Jackson? I think he is somewhere and watching this fake(Jacko) Michael Jackson on the news and think to himself " what a fool?".
From:
Kids
2005-01-31 17:28:00
Michael Jackson enjoys the company of small children.
From:
Cuervo
2005-02-10 09:48:31
Hi
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KIRSTEN NEILL
2005-02-24 06:21:24
JUST SHUT THE F*CK Up WiTh ThOSe LouSy OPINIONS ABOUT MICHAEL!
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I HATE MJ!!
2005-03-03 15:20:37
I pledge alligence to the flag that micheal jackson is a fag, he used to play with little toys, but now he plays with little boys...
From:
maya
2005-03-20 10:23:22
how dare you!!!!!!! i think that michael dors not even have anything about his face that is horrible you should show a lot of respect to the king of pop and i loved him since i was born and by the way please tell me his phone number my e-mail address is syed_maya@yahoo.co.uk
From:
maya syed
2005-03-20 10:32:28
you are so lame if you think that michael did those thins on t.v you should e-mail me on syed_maya@yahoo.co.uk and i will make you shut up and this is to michael's enemies get use to michael because he is the best better than you horrible and thoughtless lot and this is to the fans keep it up your cool
From:
maya syed
2005-03-20 10:37:32
the boy who write i hate m.j i pledge alligence to the flag and bla bla bla shut up will u e-mail me on syed_maya@yahoo.co.uk and i will teach you it iis wrong to say that and who are you really
From:
maya syed
2005-03-20 10:40:56
to redneck lover u are wrong because michael would care for u but u wouldn't plus do u really want to say that show respect forgoodness sake
From:

2005-03-23 14:36:02
who has sold the most records of all time?
From:
Mike G.
2005-03-23 14:59:26
HIGH PRICE OF GASOLINE WHY???
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Peter Pederast Pan
2005-04-07 17:37:44
Time to pull the feeding tube on the dethroned "King of Pop."
From:
ebe
2005-04-11 01:02:57
he's dead,maggots.get over it.
From:
jt
2005-04-14 15:49:24
you ssuucckk
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Billie JO
2005-04-18 19:45:13
I think what all of you wrote is pretty f*@#ing stupid actually. Who gives a rats behind about the way that dudes face looks how about the look on his face while he was molesting little kids. I don't care how famous anybody is or what they do to themselves, but nobody has the right to touch children, and all you "fans" are supporting him for that, and you all should be ashamed of yourself. I don't care if the man was Jesus Christ himself, I think if you drug and fondle little kids you should die!
From:
angie
2005-04-19 12:46:45
Hey billie, can you prove what you have just said?? what if i say that you are a murderer? are you angry ? so do we. i just want to say that don't jugde something or someone before you know the truth one. if you said that michael is guilty, were you there when it happened? did you see michael did that ? if your answer is no, so you don't know the truth one, so you can't jucge michael, because you don't know whether he did the thing or not. grown up, billie.
From:
CecĂ­lia
2005-04-23 15:19:43
LOL
From:
ivojsky
2005-04-24 18:28:35
i hate bad words, just asking if u know this story just recently i received a mail & looks like its true the original michael jackson is DEAD! They said, the living MJ right now is the impostor, that's why his doing the bad things unlike if the orig MJ is still living, this bad things may not happen. That's why the face of impostor MJ is looks like a a zombie bcuz his not real MJ.
From:
angie
2005-04-26 00:34:54
PORTER, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!!!!
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B. J.
2005-05-02 00:54:18
Whatever, you all are so commercial it's sickening
From:
emily
2005-05-24 13:34:15
michael jackson is better than all of yall freaks and he difinately didnt die
From:
Rage-#1 MJ lover
2005-05-26 13:23:40
Why do all you j@ck@ssess hate MJ so much?! He didnt do nything to you!!! So shut the f#$k up!!!
From:
Kid
2005-06-06 03:58:23
I don't hate MJ or like him but you argue too much!!!
From:
j boy
2005-06-10 12:19:21
hi i dont want micheal jackson to go jail
From:
no one
2005-06-14 21:53:22
PLUSE!!! he bought his way out of jail last time, and has basically done it again. i think girls women are also treated wrose then men...still. cuz look, OJ Simpson: killed his wife, and got off the hook...now michael...molested a child and got away with it...TWICE!!! and then Martha Stewart sells a stock early and goes to jail for it!! WUT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!
From:
Finchen
2005-06-16 00:37:10
Sorry I meand son** not song
From:
Reziel
2005-06-21 15:00:50
Michael I LOVE YOU
From:
alireza samadi
2005-07-12 19:35:02
jag älskar dig michael jackson
From:
rohit
2005-07-30 09:14:26
michael's life style is different and concealed but that doesn't mean that he is bad or guilty.
From:
asssssssss
2005-08-18 02:14:41
i thout he was a woman
From:
Dyme
2005-09-05 16:08:19
^^Just Beat it:) ^^
From:
josh s
2005-09-14 16:05:01
i like thriller
From:
robert
2005-09-24 21:05:23
I liked Thriller too , what ever happenned to Ola RAY ?
From:
Marie
2005-10-04 04:06:59
I love all Michael's songs.He is the biggest artist of all time
From:
katie
2005-10-23 11:32:59
What a pity you are... Why are you hating someone? Why are you fighting here? There's not enough time to live a wonderful life and feel everything happy. Love your neighborhood, thnak for all around you and don't waste time to do useless thing.. Life is short. Enjoy your life, love everyone.
From:
SKIPPER
2005-10-31 10:05:36
FOR ALL YALL HATERS OUT THERE MICHAEL JACKSON IS A LIVING LEGEND, HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, NO ONE CAN BE IKE HIM NOT USHER, OR JUSTIN, OR OMARION, THEY ACT MORE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, THEN MICHAEL HIMSELF. SO STOP HATING ON MICHAEL, CAUSE HE HAVEN'T NONE NOT A THING TO YOU.PEOPLE ARE JUST SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT HIM, CAUSE YOU SEE OTHER PEOPLE DO IT. THINK ABOUT IT, IM SURE YOU WOULDN'T LIKE BEING PICK AND YOU TRY YOUR HARDEST FOR PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU. JUST REMEMBER THIS (WHAT GOES AROUND COMES BACK AROUND). THIS IS FOR ALL YALL HATERS. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU GOT BLAME FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T DO. SO THINK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU TALK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE. (I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART MICHAEL YOU ARE MY GREATEST INSPIRATION.)
From:
^_^
2005-11-22 22:32:11
He is sooo BUTT UGLY!!!!! HE could break a mirror!!!! he thought the plastic suguery and all that would make him look better, HA!!! yeah right! it made him look even more ugly! and Kirtsten Neill, how could you like someone who abuses and molests LITLLE children????My god!!!!! Kirsten you are a A** for thinking he is cool!
From:
OBSSESSEDCATPERSON
2005-11-29 16:55:10
I KNOW I AGREE WITH YOU..UMMM..^-^
From:
OBSSESSEDCATPERSON
2005-11-30 22:30:39
I MEAN..^_^ THATS WHAT I MEANT.SORRY
From:
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2005-12-06 18:46:01
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From:
kpjnfghoijtgiojthjioth9uij
2005-12-07 20:00:59
OMG!!!!ITS GREEN WITH BROWN AND PINKKK!!!!!!!UHH...OWWW...MY STOMACH!!!*THROWS UP AGAIN*..
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swedish!
2006-01-20 06:17:08
M.J What happend to u?? Where are you?!! On the jeil? I´m listend to your song. And i Love them!!!! ()_() ('-')___I love YOU!!! (")(") And don´t listend to the athers that say stupet things!
From:

2006-01-20 06:19:52
And a mean that!! :D
From:

2006-01-24 12:47:47
It's inside beauty that counts. And Michael is more beautiful than any of you people who criticise his looks. I would never even dream of judging someone by their appearence. It is...sick. BTW, I find Michael Jackson to be very attractive, inside and out.
From:
mince\"n\"taddies
2006-04-06 21:19:23
I really did hope that micheal would be able to fly away like peter pan, dont give up mj try jumping off a building or somthing.
From:
spaulter
2006-05-22 00:19:52
maybe he really hasnt had any plastic sergery, and has a skin disease, and never touched any little boys, and maybe he doesnt live in never never land, wanna be peter pan, and have a monkey named bubbles...
From:
rambino26
2006-05-22 00:27:22
my names rob and i love micheal jackson with all my heart, im a finish jew and he inspires me. I wish i was peter pan too! and had a monkey named bubbles..Tee hee im pretty weird. lalalalalalal
From:
rambo21
2009-03-09 07:17:20
i think MJ is still awesome!he made great songs and as we all should remeber he made thriller!
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