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Topic: Suicide Facts

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gun
Most admires:Yasser Arafat
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive,  Insane
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  Social worker
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite movie(s):Minority Report
Likes to wear:fcuk
Favorite destination(s):Israel
Medical note(s):Taking Prozac,  Approaching psychosis,  Family history of schizophrenia
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

In fact, more than 90% of all suicides are related to an emotional or psychiatric illness.
Outlined here are the important facts about adolescents and suicide.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

In fact, soft-core porn has been involved in numerous adolescent male suicides.
One in ten stories correctly reported the fact that there is not an increase in suicides during the holidays while at the same time focused the story on a possible association.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

There is no set of facts under which it would be rational to conclude that a state may sanction providing people the means to commit suicide without consideration of their circumstances at the time of the suicide.
Even more startling is the fact that in the year 2000, there was nearly twice the number of deaths by suicides than the number of deaths from HIV.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Fact: Most suicides occur within 90 days after the beginning of "improvement," when people seem to have the energy to act on morbid thoughts and feelings.
Mark Harris,
Priest

We are especially saddened by the fact that terrorist suicides have been used to kill, which contradicts the teaching of every religion.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Fact: Suicides and criminals included - These numbers include criminal activities and suicides.
The head of the FPU stated that many reported suicides among women are in fact crimes of honour where “the victims were forced to commit suicide.
Advocates of assisted suicide prejudicially twist the facts of disability to make their case.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Fact: 80% of completed suicides had given definite indications of their intention.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
jordan
2007-05-24 23:49:29
can i have some inpiring ideas about suicide
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