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Topic: Heart Failure

Related:
  Heart    Failure  
  Congestive Heart Failure    Heart of Love  
  Heart Disease    Heart Attack  
  Heart and Soul    Sacred Heart  
  Heart Rate    Human Heart  
  Broken Heart    Heart Beat  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs
Favorite sportsperson(s):Wilt Chamberlain (basketball),  Ted Williams (baseball)
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking Viagra
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Sometimes heart bypass surgery is recommended to treat congestive heart failure if the disease is related to severely narrowed coronary arteries.
Congestive heart failure is the result of blood congregating in the lungs, liver, kidney, and other parts to cause shortness of breath, swelling of the ankles, sleep disturbances, rapid heartbeat and easy fatigue.
Congestive heart failure is more prevalent in obese dogs than in their leaner counterparts.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Researchers are exploring the possibility of transplanting genetically manipulated pig hearts into humans with congestive heart failure.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Congestive heart failure and continuous positive airway pressure therapy: support of a new modality for improving the prognosis and survival of patients with advanced congestive heart failure.
Children undergoing open heart surgery who had prolonged period of poorly controlled congestive heart failure will do less favorably as their myocardium is fatigued and less responsive to inotropic agents.
Congestive heart failure affects millions of Americans Foundation founded to aid PAHCS Dietary freedom - learn how!
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Is digitalis effective in congestive heart failure in patients in sinus rhythm?
The dog had congestive heart failure with a very severe mitral heart valve murmur.
Congestive heart failure may involve failure of the left ventricle, right ventricle, or both ventricles.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Congestive Heart Failure - Patients with sickle syndromes most commonly develop heart failure from high output secondary to anemia.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Rates of congestive heart failure and stroke were similar for blacks and whites but were lower for Asians and latinos.
 
 
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