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Topic: Fall River Herald News

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Chu Mei-Feng

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Currently has on their coffee table:

Playboy magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

Sex and the City, The Sopranos, Everybody Loves Raymond

Favorite activity(s):

Reading horoscopes

Favorite explorer(s):

Daniel Boone

Favorite actor(s):

Mike Myers, Julia Roberts

Favorite royal(s):

Prince Charles

Listens to:

Creed, Matchbox Twenty, Janet Jackson

Favorite quote(s):

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." - Paul Erdos
"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The Fall River Herald News has published an article about the project, in print (Lifestyle cover story on Thursday Septemeber 21, 2000) and on their website here.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Fall River Herald News - Get your Local News Here.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Mary T. Loiselle 2004-11-10 21:23:42	What is open and what is closed on November 11, 2004?
From: George Raposa 2004-11-14 11:27:03	A while back you had a peice about LYME Disease, could you please bring it up for me?

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