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Topic: Ohio Department of Job and Family Services

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  Service    Ohio  
  Job    Family  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):HotJobs.com
Intelligence:Incompetent
Politics:Democrat
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Funeral director,  CEO
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Law,  Computers,  Economics
Listens to:Billy Joel
Favorite destination(s):Florida,  United States of America
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job,  Bankruptcy
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Jo is a Case Management Specialist with the Department of Jobs and Family Services in Summit County, Ohio, and serves as the Vice President of the AFSCME local union there.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

 Due to state budget issues, the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services (ODJFS) is postponing payment of Medicaid claims.
The Ohio Department of Job and Family Services and the Ohio Department of MR/DD subsequently submitted a report to HCFA to detail actions taken and future directions.
The unmailed checks were located after angry laid-off workers lit up phone lines at Ohio Department of Job and Family Services offices across the state yesterday.
 
 
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2005-08-12 12:22:36 		I need a contact number for children's protective services in clinton county ohio
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