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Topic: Natural Family Planning

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  Planning    Natural  
  Family  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Mother Teresa
Personality:Loving
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Religion(s):Christian - Catholic
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Medical note(s):Taking Viagra
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Cloning themselves
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Natural Family Planning (NFP) is information about the naturally occurring times of fertility and infertility in the menstrual cycle.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Natural Family Planning following the Fertility Awareness Method is scientifically proven and simple to use.
Natural family planning methods include the Cervical Mucus or Billings Ovulation Method, Breastfeeding, the Calendar Method, and the Sympto-Thermal Method.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Natural Family Planning: Cathy, a health services professional, is offering counseling on natural methods of family planning, both fertility and contraception.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Natural family planning is preferred, but this too is contraception, no matter what it is called -- when properly understood and followed it can be as effective as any other means of contraception.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Family Planning The conscious effort of couples to regulate the number and spacing of births through artificial and natural methods of contraception.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Natural family planning program to determine up to 12,5 infertile days in the female cycle, next menstruation, ovulation and forecast accuracy.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Natural Family Planning (NFP) is quite simply using the natural signs of human fertility to understand the natural fertility cycle of a woman, and then using that understanding to plan a family.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Natural Family Planning: - literature, tapes, referrals for NFP fertility appreciation and methods to achieve or avoid pregnancies.
Natural Family Planning (NFP): Promotes knowledge and understanding of our natural fertility and infertility and then using this information to educate on postponing or achieving pregnancy.
NATURAL FAMILY PLANNING (NFP): The avoidance of artificial contraceptive means by using the female body's natural fertility signs to avoid or achieve pregnancy.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Natural Family Planning (NFP) is a morally acceptable means to avoid pregnancy by restricting sexual intercourse to the infertile times of a woman’s cycle.
 
 
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