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Topic: Famous Last Words

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Nintendo system
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Interest(s):Role Play Games
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite computer game(s):Ultima Series,  EverQuest,  Warcraft
Listens to:B2K,  Cher
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

 Famous Last Words: Watch me slay that sleeping dragon.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

 Famous Last Words: Is that a gun Yoko?
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

 Famous Last Words: I never heard of a `sword of party slaying.
Famous Last Words can be found in the section on Death & Cemeteries below.
Famous Last Words: I'm just going into the card shop to look.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

 Famous Last Words: I NEVER need to use a condom.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

 Famous Last Words: I've read two books on magicwhat could go wrong?
Famous Last Words: Watch me moon that werewolf!
Famous Last Words: Let's go to the Bookstore.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

 Famous Last Words: I don't need no stinking seat belts!
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

 Famous Last Words: I only had a couple beers.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

 Famous last words of a Confederate general during the Civil War.
 
 
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