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Topic: Fast Internet

Related:
  Internet    Fast  
  Internet access    Internet Explorer  
  Internet Service    Internet Business  
  Use the Internet    Internet connection  
  Internet software    Internet Resources  
  Internet Marketing    Internet Service Provider  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Linux box
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today,  Remote Control
Interest(s):Computers
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Counter Strike,  Half-Life
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Downloading MP3's,  Chatting on ICQ
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

 You get fast Internet access and the ability to use your telephone at the same time without either service affecting the other.
John Fielding,
CEO

The Internet is changing some of the economics of the legal landscape too; fast access to accurate and current legal information is no longer a luxury affordable only to elite law firms and wealthy institutions.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

 A fast Internet connection and the Netscape Communicator browser are recommended for best results using this JAVA applet.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 Surf fast and get your email with an Internet connection via DSL or T1 Frame Relay.
We are an independent Internet Service Provider offering fast, reliable internet access for business or home use.
We provide fast and reliable Internet Web Page Hosting for personal and business clients.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 ISDN is fast Internet access As phone service, ISDN is a way to call an Internet Service Provider offering ISDN Internet service.
Our fast Windows 2000/NT and Unix servers combined with our direct multiple provider internet connection enable your company to be connected to the world.
Levelbest provides fast reliable web pages access and real connectivity directly to DS3 Internet backbone connections.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 DSL is FAST internet service, with speeds that can reach over 50 times faster then your analog 56k modem.
All computers are connected to a fast ethernet network which provides a direct connection to the Internet and allows access to file and printer servers throughout the School of Music and university.
We offer fast DSL internet access and our computers are equipped with printers, video cameras.
 
 
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