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Topic: Fast Web

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Linux box, Windows computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Quake, Counter Strike, Half-Life

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Finding warez

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Complete web design service from custom programming and graphic design to fast and reliable web site hosting and maintenance ;
Our fast web hosting includes PHP and a MySQL database capable of holding millions of records.
We back this up with professional web hosting on fast secure and reliable Linux based Apache servers.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Linux Web Hosting - e3 Servers provides fast affordable web hosting services and private label reseller accounts.
Net provides fast, reliable, affordable web site hosting solutions that are scalable to grow as your Internet venture grows.
Are you a web designer or corporate webmaster who needs reliable, fast and easy "modules" to add functionality to the websites you manage?

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We provide fast, reliable Web Hosting and Domain Registration services as well as a Reseller Program and an Affiliate Program.
Fast Hosting Fast Hosting offers quick fast domain web hosting solutions at affordable prices.
Affordable web hosting for all Fast, guaranteed and affordable web hosting.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Get complete control over your web hosting environment with ultra fast interface to your database.
Web Statistics and Mail are processed by heavy duty SGI Origin 2000 processors which are extremely fast and reliable.
A reliable web site has to be on a computer that is always on and permanently connected to the Internet on a fast connection.

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