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Topic: Fat Wallet

Related:
  Low Fat Diet    Saturated fat  
  Fat    Body Fat  
  Low Fat    Fat Cat  
  Wallet    Fat Loss  
  Fat people  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Brown raincoat
Most admires:Their mother
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite activity(s):Shopping
Interest(s):Economics
Likes to wear:Leather jacket,  Billabong,  Punk rock
Favorite sport(s):Watching TV
Listens to:ZZ Top
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"A penny saved is a penny earned"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Word to the wise: Women want men with flat stomachs and fat wallets.
In fact, a well-cut fat quarter is large enough to make two wallets.
The only thing either of the two care about is keeping their wallets fat!
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Fat Wallet/1998) as well as touring the States and Europe numerous times, the Spaceheads have established themselves as a band to be reckoned with.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

His stunning good looks guaranteed him plenty of attention from gays with fat wallets.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Mainly because they were fortunate to have their Imports click or they had fat enough wallets to buy superior stock.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Fat Wallet, one of the best and most active bargain sites on the net has it's own rebate program!
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Expect to see graphics and multimedia pros, long burdened by big files, lugging fat wallets around instead.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Dragster drivers had better have parents with a fat wallet if they ever want to be like Kenny or John.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I don't worry `cause my wallet's fat 159.
 
 
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