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Topic: Father

Related:
  God the Father    Our Father  
  Father Son    Father's Day  
  Father Time    Father Daughter  
  Founding Fathers    Father's Rights  
  Father's Day gift    Father Christmas  
  Father of the Bride    Single Fathers  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their father,  Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Saintly,  Humble,  Patient
Personality:Rebellious,  Devout
Bad point(s):Boastful
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Religion(s):Christian - Catholic,  Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant
Dream job(s):Priest
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

It is accounted for in terms of rational interpretation of the social and psychological relationships of fathers and sons - an interpretation which makes sense equally from the point of view of Tale social structure and Tale venues and from that of the anthropological theory of kinship.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Our founding fathers state that all men are created equal with unalienable rights; and the Scriptures are clear on race also.
The founding fathers knew that it was possible for the institutions of the Congress, the Executive Branch and the Courts to someday begin to fail in their duty to protect the people from tyranny.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Superstitious fathers reported wrong birth times of their newborns to the registration offices so as to adjust them to auspicious planetary positions, hence the notorious bumps in Gauquelin birth distributions of professionals indicating deviations from chance.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Fathers were pushing baby strollers, carrying and feeding their children, as well as mothers.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Where in the Scriptures or the fathers is it written that God permitted the demons to erect tollhouses to judge the souls of the righteous in their ascent to heaven?
Mark Harris,
Priest

The Holy Fathers well knew all this by practical experience, and they never cease to extol the sacred Scripture and its fruits.
There is a threefold pattern threaded throughout the New Testament and the early Church Fathers, which only had to be specifically highlighted as correct pattern of belief when certain individuals rose up to stand against it.
The Fathers of the Church saw both genealogies as those of Joseph, and never did one writer before Annius of Viterbo seek to solve the problem by attributing Luke's genealogy to the Virgin Mary.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Our founding fathers firmly believed in balance of power when they designed a government composed of the executive, legislative and judiciary.
The Founding Fathers drafted the Constitution to limit the powers of government and to stipulate and delegate what powers it did have.
There is a feeling of injustice that a powerful agency of the state has been set up to enforce the mothers right to child support but when it comes to securing and enforcing contact fathers are left to fight it out alone in the courts.
 
 
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