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Topic: God the Father

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Their father, Pope John Paul II

Favorite book(s):

The Koran
The Bible

Good point(s):

Humble, Saintly, Patient

Personality:

Rebellious, Devout

Bad point(s):

Boastful, Shameless

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, The Prophet Mohammed, Martin Luther

Religion(s):

Mormon, Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Fathers must one again take the helm of the family ship and chart a course directed by the hand of God.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The founding fathers of the United States of America realized that it is God who allows a government to stand.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

It was your fathers and mothers and their fathers and mothers and their ancestors who laid the blueprint for the unveiling of God's mercy.

Mark Harris,
Priest

This is the way the Fathers of the Church have always interpreted the words of Jesus Christ and the teaching of the Apostle of the Gentiles; for from the very earliest days of the Church they have considered virginity a consecration of body and soul offered to God.
We believe in the Lordship of Jesus Christ as the Son of God sent by God the Father to bring salvation to the world as well as a revelation of the Father and the sending of the Holy Spirit to continue the work of the Lord through the instrumentality of the Church and His people.
He is not as clear to me as is the consensus of the tradition that affirms that Jesus Christ is the Son of God by nature whereas we are the children of God by grace even though as the incarnate Son of God who submitted to be obedient to God the Father he experienced the normal process of human growth by grace.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
rita
2005-03-28 21:27:00

hey do u have a girl friend

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