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Topic: Fault

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  Fault Line    Fault Divorce  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wiretap kit
Good point(s):Patient,  Loyal
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Bad point(s):Shameless
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Private Detective
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite computer game(s):Quake
Starsign:Libra,  Virgo,  Pisces
Favorite philosopher(s):Cicero
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"He who hesitates is a damned fool." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance" - - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Failures due to these faults depend on the way the software product is used and the program options selected rather than on elapsed time.
John Fielding,
CEO

The outstanding faults of the economic society in which we live are its failure to provide for full employment and its arbitrary and inequitable distribution of wealth and incomes.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

All faults reported from the Multi-Point Check inspection are rectified in accordance with the Manufacturer's requirements using only correctly approved parts and equipment.
These faults may have been due to the employment of apprentices or unskilled workers when the pressure of work was urgent because an insufficient quantity of coins was minted at the proper time, or perhaps work was farmed out to inferior workshops to make up for too low a rate of productivity in the official mints.
This will potentially reduce faults to free up technical staff to focus on timely new service connections.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

These CDs are guaranteed against faults in manufacture and recording, but no warranty is made as to the quality of the software contained on them.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Who brings the faults of another to thee and enumerates them Will undoubtedly carry thy faults to others.
Should faults among the Children of Israel nullify God's plans and promises?
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Yet there is no body of knowledge that characterizes the types of faults typically found by the various methods and which types of faults might remain undetected.
Mark Harris,
Priest

There were general complaints against the faults of the clergy, and among the mass of men religion had become in great part little better than an affair of forms.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

No one faults an elected or appointed official for trying to help constituents seeking employment.
FAULTS in Telstra's ageing telephone network trebled in some rain-affected areas over Christmas, sparking predictions of telecommunications havoc unless the company commits funds to repair its damaged underground cable system.
 
 
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2005-06-28 04:46:33
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