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Topic: US Federal Government

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  Federal Government Agencies    Grant from the Federal Government  
  Federal Government of Canada    Federal Government Jobs  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Politics:Democrat,  Republican
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  President of the United States,  Banker
Education:Post-graduate
Interest(s):Law,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Bankruptcy,  Finding a job
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation,  World Vision
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

The federal government had been under pressure from some groups to suspend service with WorldCom for overstating its earnings by some US$4 billion.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The US Federal Government General Services Administration (GSA) contracts with suppliers and manufacturers for goods and services.
The federal government has many programs such as Medicare and Social Security Retirement Pensions to help us with this planning.
The US federal government agency that extends trade credits to US companies to facilitate the financing of US exports.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The US federal government considers transgender people to be no different from gay men.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The federal government cannot define a crime that would take place within a state of the Union because the US has no police powers in a state of the Union.
Seized properties are items confiscated by US Federal government when laws have been violated.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

US Federal government offers a subscription program for those people interested in receiving auction notices.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The US government makes the rules for scientific research, and there was a ban on using federal funds for research on human embryos since 1995.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Yet the Federal government and the US District court are blocking reform and effectively dictating how local students shall be taught.
Is the US Federal Government Funding the religious right's 700 club under its "faith based initiative?
Is the US Federal Government Funding the religious right's 700 club as a "faith based initiative?
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
Tammy
2005-03-19 19:18:14
are there such certificates such as a drug free or an anti-terrorist certificate for collecting monies from nigeria
From:
Tammy
2005-03-19 19:19:10
are there such certificates such as a drug free or an anti-terrorist certificate for collecting monies from nigeria please let me know momma45601@yahoo.com
From:
joe
2008-05-12 14:48:50
How does the federal government structure and the state government structure similiar?
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