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Topic: Federal Tax Rates and Income Thresholds Table

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, Credit card

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Politics:

Socialist

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack

Interest(s):

Law, Real estate

Favorite sport(s):

Table Tennis

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite computer game(s):

Pong

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Winning the lottery, Bankruptcy

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Federal and State income tax withholding are based on government tables.
Federal, State and city withholding and EIC / earned income credit tax tables can be entered and edited.

John Fielding,
CEO

He shows federal income tax tables, the only major tax that is progressive, creating the illusion lower income workers pay a small percentage of their incomes in taxes.

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