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Topic: Federal law

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  Law    Federal  
  Federal Law Enforcement    Laws of the State  
  Law Enforcement    Law School  
  Law Firm    Federal Government  
  Federal agencies    Federal Court  
  Federal Labor Law    Attorney at Law  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Gun
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Lawyer,  Banker
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Being nude in public
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation,  Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Federal regulations require a state to submit any changes to laws or regulations that make up the approved state program whenever such changes are proposed.
The Federal Tax Laws are complex and each investor should consult with his own personal tax advisor concerning the application and effect on him of federal and state tax laws.
States are under pressure from federal officials to revise their patchwork of quarantine laws to make them uniform and address concerns that giving police powers to public health officials could violate basic liberties.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

There are no federal laws that allow lesbian and gay couples to legally wed.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The federal laws that regulate use of biological control agents in the USA are complicated because none was designed to deal with importation of biological control agents.
There are no federal laws that regulate the possession or shipment across state lines of defensive sprays except in the case of air travel.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Federal credit reporting laws do not give you the right to inspect the actual credit report at the reporting agency or to receive an exact duplicate of the report.
Both federal and California laws require credit bureaus to notify the consumer within five days of reinserting information.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Federal laws set mandatory minimum sentences for many offenses, including drug crimes or using a gun in relation to various drug or violent crimes.
New laws and court rulings that encourage federal law enforcement officers to press the boundaries of their power while providing few safeguards against abuse fueled their actions.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

This federal registration scheme would grant equivalency in relation to spousal status for federal laws and the government would need to work with the provinces and territories in order to ensure that the complimentary provincial laws that deal with spousal relationships were similarly modified to apply to gays and lesbians.
Federal laws shall be passed by a majority of votes of all deputies of the State Duma unless otherwise provided for by the Constitution of the Russian Federation.
 
 
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Kurt Snell
2005-03-22 23:18:01
my e-mail is wbi@sbcglobal.net
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