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Topic: Federal Prison

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  Prison    Federal  
  Federal Government    Federal agencies  
  Federal Court    Federal law  
  Federal Regulations    Federal Pell Grant  
  Federal and State Prison Inmates    First Federal  
  Federal Bureau of Prisons    Federal Government Agencies  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Capone
Good point(s):Remorseful
Bad point(s):Criminal
Politics:Anarchist
Dream job(s):Prison Guard,  Drug dealer,  Police Officer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  The Civil War
Favorite book(s):"The Green Mile" by Stephen King
Likes to wear:Burqa
Favorite movie(s):Shawshank Redemption,  A Clockwork Orange
Favorite destination(s):South America
Favorite philosopher(s):Bentham
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

I think this was sufficiently important that in the last Federal Bureau of Prisons RFP that I reviewed they modified it to indicate that you must follow the reagent manufacturer's instructions.
By that date the Federal Bureau of Prisons must house all DOC felons in its institutions or contract facilities.
The Federal Bureau of Prisons sited a new high security prison facility within a 200-acre property in Lee County, Virginia.
John Fielding,
CEO

SIGCOM integrates and resells these security solutions for customers like the Federal Bureau of Prisons for correctional facilities in the United States.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Federal and state authorities should establish and fund agencies completely independent of correctional authorities to monitor conditions in prisons and jails, with powers to take action to remedy problems.
Federal jails In 1993 the Federal Bureau of Prisons maintained a small number of detention facilities that functioned as jails.
In federal prisons, inmates sentenced for drug law violations were the single largest group--60 percent in 1993, up from 25 percent in 1980.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Some state prisons are such violent and pathetic places that it's worth doing a little more time in the Federal system.
If some state leaders read it and think the federal prisons have already removed free weights they may be more likely to do the same.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Offenders in federal prisons are almost three times as likely as state prisoners to be incarcerated for a drug offense, according to a Department of Justice study released today.
Prisons hold inmates convicted of federal or state crimes; jails hold people awaiting trial or serving short sentences.
Bureau of Prisons data for 1994 indicate drug offenders are about 62 percent of all sentenced federal inmates.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:

2004-11-18 20:28:32
What can women in federal prison do to prevent malnutrition?
From:

2005-01-13 14:00:27
i have been looking fo a inmate how do i find them
From:

2005-03-07 22:08:00
how do i foind an inmate that in a federal prison?
From:

2005-03-09 17:07:10
how do i look up federal inmates
From:
Pam
2005-06-25 17:19:49
how do i find an inmate in federal prison
From:
tammy
2005-07-26 16:52:45
i cant fina a inmate
From:
martin garcia hernandez
2005-07-26 16:57:10
i cant find a inmate
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