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Topic: Federal Regulations

Related:
  Regulation    Federal  
  Code of Federal Regulations    Federal Government  
  Federal agencies    Federal Court  
  Federal law    Federal Acquisition Regulation  
  Federal Aviation Regulations    Federal Pell Grant  
  First Federal    Government regulations  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Saddam Hussein
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Appearance:Intimidating
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Tax Collector,  Banker
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Law,  Aviation
Likes to wear:Business suits,  School uniform
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Being nude in public
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Federal regulations require that students who borrow from the Stafford or Perkins loan programs for the first time at the University of Chicago complete an entrance interview before their loans can be applied to their tuition accounts.
Federal regulations require adequate ventilation to reduce workplace exposure to these chemicals.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Federal regulations now require formal training for any technician conducting employee drug screens for agencies of the Department of Health and Human Services and Department of Transportation.
These are federal regulations pertaining to certain source categories that emit toxic air pollutants which are codified at 40 CFR Part 63.
Federal-government regulations are now routinely scrutinized by officials of the Department of Foreign Affairs and International Trade before they are published to ensure that they comply with WTO and NAFTA commitments.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Federal firearms regulations require an individual to be 21 years of age to purchase a handgun and 18 years of age to purchase a long gun.
Federal regulations are more restrictive for waterfowl hunting than for dove hunting.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Federal regulations allow drivers of large trucks to drive up to 16 hours a day.
Federal regulations prohibit moving companies from shipping animals in moving vans.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Federal regulations require that a student s progress be measured both quantitatively and qualitatively.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Federal tax regulations determine which parent can claim the dependency exemption for children of separated parents.
Federal regulations also require the explicit justification of the choice of prisoners as subjects for clinical study.
 
 
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2005-07-26 15:31:02
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2005-08-11 16:25:27
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2005-08-17 15:01:23
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