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Topic: Squirrel Feeders

Related:
  Squirrel    Feeder  
  Bird Feeder    Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder  
  Feeder Cattle    Flying Squirrel  
  Fox Squirrel    Red Squirrel  
  SQUIRREL DOG    Grey Squirrel  
  Vibratory Feeder    Squirrel Monkey  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):House,  Pack of cubans
Good point(s):Patient
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite activity(s):Birdwatching,  Gardening
Favorite food(s):Cream buns,  Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,  Hot dogs
Favorite animal(s):Mouse,  Owls,  Bird
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Autumn,  Summer
Favorite quote(s):"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
 
 
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Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

The bird feeders' war with the squirrels has raged for many years.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The feeders are guaranteed against damage by the natural elements as well as structural damage from squirrels.
Bird feeders all over the world know what a formidable opponent squirrels can be.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

By placing feeders at least 8 feet from any jumping surface the squirrels can usually be deterred.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Keep squirrels away from plants and bird feeders without harming either the squirrels , plants or birds.
We have squirrels who do get into the bird feeders but in general cause no trouble at all!
Place bird feeders at least twelve feet away from any object squirrels can use as a launching pad.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The feeder allows small birds to feed while preventing squirrels and large birds from feeding.
Squirrels will scare off the birds while they eat the seed and sometimes they will eat the feeder too.
Can squirrels crawl all over or cling on the feeder and disturb it for a long time?
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

The resident squirrels also need a source of food but they will destroy the feeders and scatter the bird food if left to do as they want.
 
 
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