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Topic: Female

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  Female Hormone    Female Singer  
  Single Seeking Female    Female Contact Name  
  Male Female  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:All cheerleaders
Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Gun
Personality:Aggressive
Dream job(s):Model,  Housewife
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite body part(s):Ass,  Breasts
Favorite animal(s):Elephant,  Mouse,  Tiger
Interest(s):Sex education
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cross-dressing for a day,  Having severe anorexia,  Being nude in public
Worst habit(s):Showing off
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Females can weigh between 65 and 100 lbs and the males usually weigh in between 85 and 120 lbs.
Another explanation is that females have relatively more body fat and the chemicals which are known to cause bladder cancer are stored and relatively concentrated in fat.
The females at about 90 or more pounds and 24 to 25 inches at the shoulder and a male up to 135 pounds and 29 inches at the shoulder.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The females are Red, Red Fawn and Apricot and the Male is a Fawn.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Mature females will have more of a grayish head and barred yellow and black feathers on hte underside of their tails!
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Pinniped females have often been sighted pushing around and caring for their own dead pups for days before abandoning them.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Females reproduce asexually for the most part, then in response to environmental cues they produce daughters that are capable of producing eggs by meiosis.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Reason for females taking it a menses is because if Rubella occurs in the first trimester of pregnancy the child will develop severe congenital defects starts to prevent congenital defects.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

There are slightly more male than females electors in the geographical constituencies indicating the slightly higher proportion of males in our population.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

It was the priests duty to perform mercy fucks to females in the community who were to ugly or homely looking to be fucked by anyone else.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

It was claimed that neither females nor males would find a partner if they were not circumcised.
Females encounter more stressful negative events and sexual abuse than males.
 
 
 User Talk
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2004-11-05 14:25:54
What is the best way for a guy to give a girl an orgasm?
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Mike
2004-11-11 13:23:31
Who has the biggest ass?
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2005-01-06 22:01:07
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sarah
2005-02-13 20:05:32
you are bitch
From:
sarah
2005-02-13 20:05:58
bitchyou are
From:
Sunflower
2005-04-04 20:41:01
What do you like most girls are the videos you do?-
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