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Topic: Male Female

Related:
  Male Body    Male  
  Male to Female sex change    Female  


 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their father,  All cheerleaders
Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Gun
Personality:Aggressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Politics:Gay activism
Dream job(s):Model,  Housewife
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite body part(s):Ass
Favorite animal(s):Elephant,  Mouse,  Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Sex education
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cross-dressing for a day,  Having severe anorexia
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"A friend in need is a friend indeed"
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Males and females both have a pointed horny plate projecting from the tip of the abdomen.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Males and females 21 and over whom are serving within the Boy Scout or Varsity Scout program or within the local Council or a District may be selected to be considered for membership in the Order of the Arrow.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Females are about 5 inches longer and 16 pounds heavier than the males.
Males are typically larger with heavier bone and more muscle than females.
Females and males of all ages are seeking professional treatments for their skin and body, particularly the growing number of aging baby boomers who are looking for services to look and feel good for as long as possible.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Males are a vibrant green while females are an iridescent purple and red.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Males are usually infertile while the females of these generations are used as foundation stock of the domestic Bengal.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Females picking males using specific criteria resulted in specific hormonal changes over time, creating a developmentally prolonged trajectory.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

More males than females participate in aerobic exercise and muscle toning.
Males and females are distinctly different in appearance: males are masculine without coarseness, females are feminine without weakness of structure.
Young females are called heifers and males are called bull calves when young and bulls when grown.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Females are spayed and males are neutered.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
hamed
2004-11-16 13:45:40
SALAM MAN AZ IRAN HASTAM . ID :GOOGAVAN @YAHOO...
From:
Michelle
2004-11-22 13:05:29
what happens to a parolee if they test dirty for parole agent for the first time ??
From:
runa
2004-11-29 16:26:53
From:
G
2005-02-09 15:14:42
think of me as your bro :P
From:
SISTER
2005-02-27 22:12:29
i AM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL WHO WANTS TO BE MY SISTER BUT REALLY IS NOONE BUT A SHELL..WASTE OF LOVE HUH
From:
lombardi
2005-03-21 14:43:52
how can a person make a fast cool million$$$?
From:
Linda Cooper -Althiser
2005-03-26 13:10:38
Hi First time to talk to you.Question, Can any one help me find out more about Big Lick school It was located at the mouth of big lick Teacher Lena Ratliff
From:
mario
2005-04-09 11:23:11
they are all dirty humans
From:
joshua
2005-06-07 01:05:24
Is there anything truly wrong with me wanting to be a woman. I don't think there is but well what do you think if you just wanna dis I don't want an answer otherwise please answer.
From:
marah
2005-06-27 15:41:11
" I was wondering if you could pierce your dogs ear"???
From:
sara
2005-08-04 09:40:53
When I masterbate I feel like Im giving my self an exam. What am I doing wrong?
From:

2005-08-20 10:38:58
dj acid hard to find cds
From:
Jessalyn
2013-04-03 08:03:43
Thanks for cnoribtuting. It's helped me understand the issues.
From:
Janisa
2013-04-03 08:04:00
So that's the case? Quite a reevlatoin that is.
From:
Ricardo
2013-06-10 06:36:07
there's not a fee', per se, but all else being equal males will generally pay more bcasuee-while females actually statistically have MORE accidents-males have BIGGER (that's more expensive') accidents. Women drive slower, leave more space, yield more willingly, and in general tend to be more courteous and safer drivers. Men, of course, still race better bcasuee they are not as gentle!
From:
Servet
2013-07-05 07:44:53
I insured my daghuter and was shocked at the cost. The ones for women only were the worst quotes I got. Being under 25 has to be the biggest ripoff going, as they know that while the kids can't afford it the parents can.
From:
Grisidel
2013-07-07 03:02:11
it all depends on what the pesron wants.if they really want someone and can't get anyone, if they could get anyone they wanted and everyone likes them, etc etc.but for most people it does raise questions in their heads, and can make them wonder.
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