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Topic: Male Female

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Their father, All cheerleaders

Favorite possession(s):

Penis, Gun

Personality:

Aggressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Politics:

Gay activism

Dream job(s):

Model, Housewife

Favorite activity(s):

Making love

Favorite body part(s):

Ass

Favorite animal(s):

Elephant, Mouse, Chimpanzee

Interest(s):

Sex education

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cross-dressing for a day, Having severe anorexia

Favorite quote(s):

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"A friend in need is a friend indeed"
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Males and females both have a pointed horny plate projecting from the tip of the abdomen.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Males and females 21 and over whom are serving within the Boy Scout or Varsity Scout program or within the local Council or a District may be selected to be considered for membership in the Order of the Arrow.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Females are about 5 inches longer and 16 pounds heavier than the males.
Males are typically larger with heavier bone and more muscle than females.
Females and males of all ages are seeking professional treatments for their skin and body, particularly the growing number of aging baby boomers who are looking for services to look and feel good for as long as possible.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Males are a vibrant green while females are an iridescent purple and red.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Males are usually infertile while the females of these generations are used as foundation stock of the domestic Bengal.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Females picking males using specific criteria resulted in specific hormonal changes over time, creating a developmentally prolonged trajectory.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

More males than females participate in aerobic exercise and muscle toning.
Males and females are distinctly different in appearance: males are masculine without coarseness, females are feminine without weakness of structure.
Young females are called heifers and males are called bull calves when young and bulls when grown.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Females are spayed and males are neutered.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: hamed 2004-11-16 13:45:40	SALAM MAN AZ IRAN HASTAM . ID :GOOGAVAN @YAHOO...
From: Michelle 2004-11-22 13:05:29	what happens to a parolee if they test dirty for parole agent for the first time ??
From: runa 2004-11-29 16:26:53
From: sex chick 2004-12-01 13:38:58	i want to have sex with me brother but i dont know how to tell him
From: G 2005-02-09 15:14:42	think of me as your bro :P
From: SISTER 2005-02-27 22:12:29	i AM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL WHO WANTS TO BE MY SISTER BUT REALLY IS NOONE BUT A SHELL..WASTE OF LOVE HUH
From: lombardi 2005-03-21 14:43:52	how can a person make a fast cool million$$$?
From: Linda Cooper -Althiser 2005-03-26 13:10:38	Hi First time to talk to you.Question, Can any one help me find out more about Big Lick school It was located at the mouth of big lick Teacher Lena Ratliff
From: Dessimator 2005-04-02 11:54:56	U R ALL SICK FUCKS !!!!!!
From: mario 2005-04-09 11:23:11	they are all dirty humans
From: joshua 2005-06-07 01:05:24	Is there anything truly wrong with me wanting to be a woman. I don't think there is but well what do you think if you just wanna dis I don't want an answer otherwise please answer.
From: marah 2005-06-27 15:41:11	" I was wondering if you could pierce your dogs ear"???
From: mandie 2005-07-13 00:50:34	JOSHUA - yes, there is definitely something wrong with you, never mind the fact that you want to be a woman. some people are born with hoo-hoos and some are born with pee pees. get over it you fucking freak.
From: sara 2005-08-04 09:40:53	When I masterbate I feel like Im giving my self an exam. What am I doing wrong?
From: 2005-08-18 02:19:12	sex chick/please tell me you were kidding
From: 2005-08-20 10:38:58	dj acid hard to find cds
From: sweetncute 2005-08-21 00:52:14	well there is nothing wrong with gay guys...half my friends are gay...an i was in love with a guy that did me wrong but its all kool now ..i think all guys that that i know are dogs.....
From: peter pan 2005-09-11 17:10:35	I like running around naked at home. Sometimes I play with my weener. You must be very very bored to read this stupid thread - i don´t even know how i got here. But now i´m stuck and have to write this useless comment :(
From: Paul 2005-09-22 12:40:52	You all have problems. Being gay is not how we humans were ment to be. If you were born a man, then thats the way u should stay. Likewise if you were born a woman.
From: fagman 2006-05-15 09:54:40	Holy fuck, Matzo!!!! You sound like your gay!!!!! Will you fuck me in the anus?!!!!! Bitch fuck you, cocksucker!!!!
From: fagman 2006-05-04 15:36:58	fuck me!!!!! bitch!!!!
From: Matzo 2006-04-07 18:59:48	I like to have sex with midget parapalegics and get vomit-blowjobs from ugly, mentally handicapped twelve-year-olds. My heaven is Cheetos-and-masturbation for all eternity—utopia, in other words. I place no value on human life and think of rape as more of a hobby than a sport.

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