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Topic: Fetal Heart Rate

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Expert Talk

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Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Electronic fetal monitor�tracing of the fetal heart rate and a the mothers-to-be uterine contractions.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Fetal heart rate during a maternal grand mal epileptic seizure.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Fetal heart monitors should be available for intrapartum continuous fetal heart rate monitoring if required.
Twice weekly checks of your baby's heartbeat using a piece of equipment called an electronic fetal heart rate monitor.
Fetal monitor A device used before or during labor to listen to the fetal heart rate.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Fetal distress is usually recognized by a markedly slowed or accelerated heart rate because the baby, like her mother, can become exhausted by prolonged labor.
It measures the fetal heart rate in response to contractions of the mother's uterus.
Shortly thereafter, it was clear that the baby too was weary of the long labor; fetal monitoring showed that his heart rate was beginning to slow after each contraction.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Clinical studies have demonstrated that the OxiFirst System, used with fetal heart rate (FHR) monitoring, provides valuable information about the baby's oxygen status.
With regard to fetal monitoring, the following are assessed: fetal heart rate, size of the fetus, amount of fluid, fetal activity and presenting part.
Clinical data were collected and actual fetal heart rate tracings were analyzed visually from 13 babies with cord blood pH 7.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

A nurse will continue to check your vital signs, the contractions and the fetal heart rate will continue to be monitored, appropriate actions will be taken if problems arise.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: 2004-11-04 20:35:56	what is the normal heart rate of a fetis at 7 weeks gestation
From: 2004-11-15 17:47:08
From: Kara 2004-12-01 06:50:00	what is the normal heart rate of a fetis at 32 weeks gestation
From: JIll 2004-12-07 12:31:36	what is the normal heart rate of a fetis at 11 weeks gestation
From: Sandy 2004-12-30 07:17:14	What is the normal heart rate for a fetus at 10 weeks gestation
From: Crystal 2005-01-05 13:03:39	What is the fetal heart rate of a 5 1/2 week old? Or can the heartrate be seen/heard at 5 1/2 weeks? What is the rate of an 8 week old?
From: Corinne 2005-02-16 03:30:00	what is the normal fetal heart rate at 9 weeks gestation
From: Jorie 2005-03-17 10:00:12	What is the range of fetal heartbeats at 6 weeks gestation
From: Gina 2005-04-05 09:09:26	What is the fetal heartrate of a fetus at 21 weeks old?
From: Betty Perez 2005-04-21 10:50:22	What is the normal heart rate for a fetus at 6 weeks. Mine was 90 bpm is that normal?
From: Debbie 2005-04-22 10:37:14	What is range of fetal heart rate at 7 weeks
From: Patrick 2005-06-01 10:39:32	What is the range of fetal heart rates at 8 weeks?
From: 2005-06-21 20:14:29	what is the normal heart rate of a fetus at 7 weeks gestation
From: Jennifer 2005-07-05 11:10:17	What is the normal fetal heart rate for 17 weeks gestation?
From: Amanda 2005-07-26 20:55:58	What is the normal range of a fetal heart rate at 10 weeks gestation? Can this determine the sex of the baby pending on past pregnancy experiances?
From: 2005-08-16 00:14:56	What's the normal fetal heartrate at 10 weeks?
From: Tara 2005-09-09 13:41:30	What is a normal fetal heartrate at 36 weeks gestation
From: princesscopperhead 2006-05-08 10:40:00	when should i be able to hear a clear heartbeat with a stethiscope
From: brittany 2006-04-11 16:13:44	what is the normal fetal heart rate for a 23 week fetus

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