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Topic: Fidelity Select Mutual Funds

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Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Warren Buffet,  King Gillette
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Model
Favorite era(s):The future
Interest(s):Economics,  Photography
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):Hong Kong
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Bankruptcy
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

 Fidelity Mutual Funds Hit by Protests in 20 Cities Over Investment in Colombian Oil Project.
John Fielding,
CEO

Fidelity Investments Connecting you to over 4,100 mutual funds from Fidelity and other popular fund companies and the tools to help research, evaluate, and build your portfolio.
Also, donors to the Fidelity program are limited to giving cash or securities such as stocks, bonds and mutual funds.
With these arrangements, which are now available through various organizations including mutual funds such as Fidelity and Vanguard, you contribute money or securities to an account established in your name.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

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