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Topic: Fidelity Select Mutual Funds

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Warren Buffet, King Gillette

Currently has on their coffee table:

Economist

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Banker, CEO, Model

Favorite era(s):

The future

Interest(s):

Economics, Photography

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite destination(s):

Hong Kong

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Bankruptcy

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Fidelity Mutual Funds Hit by Protests in 20 Cities Over Investment in Colombian Oil Project.

John Fielding,
CEO

Fidelity Investments Connecting you to over 4,100 mutual funds from Fidelity and other popular fund companies and the tools to help research, evaluate, and build your portfolio.
Also, donors to the Fidelity program are limited to giving cash or securities such as stocks, bonds and mutual funds.
With these arrangements, which are now available through various organizations including mutual funds such as Fidelity and Vanguard, you contribute money or securities to an account established in your name.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

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