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Topic: Fidelity Investments

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Warren Buffet, King Gillette, Fidel Castro

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Currently has on their coffee table:

Economist

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Banker, CEO, Tax Collector

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Economics, Real estate, Computers

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting a divorce

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

FIDELITY INVESTMENTS, SMITHFIELD Working closely with the State Economic Development Corporation, Fidelity Investments was wooed to Smithfield from Boston with tax breaks and other financial incentives.
Fidelity Investments - Fidelity Investments is the nation's largest mutual fund company and a leading provider of financial services.
Fidelity Investments Connecting you to over 4,100 mutual funds from Fidelity and other popular fund companies and the tools to help research, evaluate, and build your portfolio.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

January 2001 - Fidelity Investments steps ahead in developing online address form for internet customers.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Perpetual Investments has entered into a strategic alliance with Fidelity International Limited that allows investors to access a range of investments managed by a worldwide network of investment experts.
Fidelity Investments has a distribution packet that can be requested by calling your Campus Benefit Office at 472-2600 or calling Fidelity directly at 1-800-343-0860.
Fidelity Investments, Created a documentation application.

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