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Topic: Girl Fight

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  Fight    Boys and Girls  
  That Girl  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Muhammad Ali
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Bad point(s):Evil
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite TV show(s):Jerry Springer,  The Ozbournes
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Lee
Likes to wear:School uniform
Favorite sport(s):Boxing
Listens to:Fiona Apple,  Sugar Ray
Favorite sportsperson(s):Mohammed Ali (boxing)
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Mostly girls in mud or pudding or salad or we do a story like where two girls show up at a party wearing the same dress so they fight.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

The girls fight with the vamp a bit but manage to get him moving towards the house.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Girls are more likely to pull back than get aggressive because they are told early on through the media (sorry) to sit like a nice little girl and don't cause trouble - boys are rewarded for winning fights (at least they were in my neighborhood.
There was a fight outside Tai Pan last night between two girls, but after what I was told one of the girl was attacked for no reason.
The girls out there have told somebody that they heard you had a terrible fight with them and had broken tables and chairs because you wanted to get away from them.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Being white girls from the suburbs we were totally unequipped for a fight but it seemed certain that if we tried getting out of the pool to leave they would follow us.
Mark Harris,
Priest

It is therefore believed that the girls worship Durga to be powerful like her to fight evil forces for the good of the human race.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Mission: fights commercial sexual exploitation by providing direct services for all prostituted women and girls and by educating the community to recognize prostitution as systematic violence against women.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

When girls are being harassed and put down at school, they can be shown radical feminist theories about patriarchy and power to enable them to fight against harassment and to develop pride in the positive aspects of femininity.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Some girls seem to respect blokes who are wankers after all, and seem to find blokes who enjoy getting into fights and the like really attractive.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

A huge fight broke out between the families and the young boy was accidently killed by the girls brother.
Girls feel sad if they have a fight with their best friend, while the boys feel mad.
 
 
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