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Topic: Fighting

Related:
  Fire Fighting    Fighting Game  
  Fighting Techniques    Fighting Dog  
  Street Fighting    Fire Fighting Equipment  
  Sword fighting    Fighting Fish  
  Five For Fighting    Knife Fighting  
  Animal Fighting    Fighting Irish  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Yasser Arafat,  Osama Bin Laden
Favorite possession(s):Mace,  Gun
Personality:Brave
Dream job(s):Soldier,  Terrorist
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Favorite food(s):Rations
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Lee
Favorite great leader(s):Erwin Rommel
Interest(s):Historical Reenactment
Likes to wear:Sumo belt
Favorite sport(s):Karate
Favorite computer game(s):X-Wing
Favorite sportsperson(s):Mohammed Ali (boxing)
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Administration in fighting against terrorism and defending peace process in the Middle East are only a cover for the hegemonistic plans of the United States to dominate and control the wealth and vital resources of other nations.
Moreover, revolutionary fighting units made up of Jewish workers played a role of prime importance in that movement.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

It is generally accepted that the martial arts developed its roots in ancient China among the monks who used weaponless fighting techniques to protect themselves.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Stringfellows is fighting the law that says there can be no physical contact between the club's lap-dancers and its customers.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Gellar's fighting adeptness is particularly impressive given that she goes through the brawl with fluid ease while wearing a skimpy pink dress and high heels.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Facing and Fighting Fatigue is an eminently readable book that is scientific without being hard to digest, and offers solutions without encouraging false hope.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Are you fighting for the privilege of limousine liberals to disarm you while they own firearms themselves?
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Skeletons with swords are elf skeletons that are fighting to defend the tomb of their hero against dark elf skeletons.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Instead of fighting the crowds at the mall and finding out that the store is out of the products that your kids need for the classroom, you can find all the school supplies you need at OfficeMax.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

So it is not just among Russian toilers only that the painful memory of the Kronstadt revolutionaries who perished in the fighting and the survivors who were left to rot in Bolshevik jails should be reawakened on that date.
It is with great sadness I have to inform you that on Boxing Day Sgt Ted Barrett MM died after fighting a long battle against Cancer.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Were they fighting remnants of the Taliban and al Qaeda in Afghanistan?
 
 
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