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Topic: Sound Files

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite era(s):

1980s

Favorite TV show(s):

South Park, King of the Hill

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Likes to wear:

Chicken suit

Favorite movie(s):

Sound of Music, Monty Python

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Sending greeting cards, Finding warez

Listens to:

Techno, Ambient, The Beatles

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Sound files and other reasonably sized multimedia files are permitted, provided that they are placed on our anonymous FTP server at ftp.
Sound files are in RealAudio format and can be played with NETSCAPE USERS have reported problems with downloading these files.
These sound files are frequently used in Java applets on the web.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The sound files are recordings of me playing the tunes.
These sound files were recorded on Eflat alto Saxophone.
SOUND FILES The tunes are available for instant listening using streaming RealAudio.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Sound Files These were recorded and compressed by me, so if you want to use them on your site, please at least give me some sort of credit.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

MP3 files are CD Quality sound and can be played using a variety of free players including the RealAudio G2 media player.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Sound files are provided on some pages because we believe that, selectively used, they add value to the visiting experience.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Sounds Below are 117 wave files that can be used in many media applications and on your desktop computer.
The Sound Files are In Real Media format if you have the Real Media Player Installed on your computer the sounds will download to your computer and automatically start to play.
MIDI files are available for many of these tunes and can be played back through sound cards on many computers.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'file sound' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)

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