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Topic: Free spam filters

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  Spam    Internet Filter for a 30 day free  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Favorite possession(s):Camcorder,  Lawnmower,  Digital camera
Currently has on their coffee table:Cup of coffee
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish,  Turtle
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  Downloading porn,  Writing in their secret blog
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Infected with HIV
Worst habit(s):Showing off
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Get a free anti-spam filter from Brightmail, GFI or MailCircuit.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

SpamAssassin Enterprise 2003 spam filters for Microsoft Exchange Server 2000 is available for download from , and can be tested on a free trail basis for 14 days.
Free Powerful SPAM Filter available from one of our users This spam filter was written by one of our VPOP3 users, and is very flexible and powerful.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

FREE email virus scan and spam filter.
Free Anti-Spam and Virus filter.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Aristotle provides state-of the-art Spam and Virus filters FREE to all Aristotle customers.
 
 
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