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Topic: Finding the right person

Related:
  Persons    Finding  
  Find a person    First Person  
  Finding People    Person Address  
  Finding a job    Search for a person  
  Missing Persons    Finding friends  
  Lost Person    Famous Person  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Appearance:Intimidating
Personality:Suicidal,  Insane
Bad point(s):Pessimistic,  Criminal
Intelligence:Incompetent,  Retarded
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Private Detective,  Lawyer
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded,  Approaching psychosis,  Family history of schizophrenia
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting off welfare
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

These findings suggest a state of low-grade systemic inflammation in overweight and obese persons.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

This finding holds out hope that persons with insecure attachment may experience a change in attachment style, whereas persons with secure attachment will remain secure.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Any persons finding unauthorized materials in print form, or for display on the internet are urged to contact the webmaster to notify them of copyright infringement.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

These findings suggest that developing a consensus between research findings and treatment practices is likely to be a complex process that will require ongoing communication and understanding from all persons involved.
Doctors are supposed to be noticing something based on some of the persons they have treated, and to publish the findings to learn if others have had similar experiences or if the hypothesis based on the initial small sample can be readily explained away and a tentative theory demolished.
It was concluded therefore as a result of these findings and lack of findings, that although a measurable quantity of induced radioactivity was found, it had not been sufficient to cause any harm to persons living in the two cities after the bombings.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Preliminary findings in a study in West Bengal, India, show increased chronic respiratory disease in persons with skin lesions due to arsenic poisoning.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These tasks were recorded and the findings then discussed with local safety officers or the appropriate workplace contact person in each district to determine where a lack of skills posed serious safety risks.
Although persons subject to deportation orders or removal orders may apply for judicial review, these proceedings are only able to examine the legality of the decision and cannot challenge the findings of fact.
Following are the findings, recommendations and the current status of projects in Region III impacting services for persons with co-occurring mental illnesses and addictive disorders.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Recent research findings underscore the importance of addressing the need for supportive environments for persons who are gay, lesbian or bisexual, and for HIV prevention with men who have sex with men.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The findings that one parent's every response is statistically unusual tends to diminish our confidence that this person can accurately perceive subtle nuances of affect and motivation in an estranged spouse.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
karla burton
2005-03-08 22:01:35
what cabout karla burton
From:
sharria
2005-04-09 20:04:24
how can you find someone who you only know there last name before they got divorce
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