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Topic: Fire

Related:
  Fire Department    Fire Safety  
  Fire Protection    Fire and Rescue  
  Fire Fighters    Fire Alarm  
  Fire Place    Fire Equipment  
  Flame of Fire    Fire Station  
  Night Fire    Fire Engine  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Vacuum cleaner,  Gas oven,  Mace
Personality:Sad
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Bus Driver,  Soldier
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Interest(s):Aviation,  Camping
Favorite movie(s):Lord of the Rings
Ultimate fantasy(s):Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree,  Owning their own trailer
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Membership(s):Boy scouts
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Since honey fires up the metabolism, it is a good choice for folks interested in losing weight.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Hotter fires will also lessen the smoke density by causing more complete combustion of the wood and gases.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Dana fires a few shots from underneath the car, hitting one of the thugs in the legs, dropping him.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

One sniper fires and retreats 30' behind the other sniper who is remaining concealed in his hiding place.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Setting fires and stealing, such as breaking into cars and stealing stereos, are more serious offenses that would generally tend to indicate a conduct disorder rather than oppositional defiant disorder.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Fires burned down the airless shacks and rains swept them away, and then the residents set up house under the shards of tin roofs for a month, while with no help from the outside they built the whole rotten place up again so that they could wait again for it to be wrecked again.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Two fires are burning in Findlay Township, one near Clinton and one located on a hilltop off Route 60 - just several thousand feet south of the Pittsburgh International Airport runways.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Rather than living in fear of the fires of hell fanned by Satan we can burn with the ancient flame of divine love implanted in us at baptism.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The script then fires off a telnet session to a remote box and does some fairly simple things that require the decrypted passwords.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These fires have a higher potential to be catastrophic fire events impacting public health, safety and property.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Some fires we experienced up close along the roadside searing the truck as we drove through the intense heat.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

There is no suggestion that the people fighting these fires on the ground did not do all that was possible , as subsequent bravery award ceremonies will attest to.
 
 
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