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Topic: Fires of Heaven

  Heaven    Fire  
  Heaven and Earth    Fire Department  
  Fire Safety    Fire Protection  
  Fire and Rescue    Fire Fighters  
  Fire Alarm    Fire Place  
  Fire Equipment    Flame of Fire  

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Nostradamus
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Bad point(s):Boastful
Favorite book(s):The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  The Prophet Mohammed
Favorite great thinker(s):Galileo Galilei,  Ptolemy,  Johannes Kepler
Listens to:Guns N Roses
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Favorite philosopher(s):Aristotle
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

The crackling of a camp fire as the embers float up to the heavens and mingling with the star filled sky.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Kiss were now back in the limelight, and managed to stay there with the next album Animalize featuring the hit single Heaven's on Fire , even if some more member changes followed, and their popularity decreased along with that of most other Hard Rock and Heavy Metal acts towards the end of the eighties.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The difference between the midsummer and midwinter fires being that the midwinter fires are lit indoors and form part of the ritual of the invocation of the Sun god to his place of supremacy in the heavens.
When fire rained down from heaven the Siberian natives believed it was a sign of the wrath of the upper world spirits.
These sacred lands were the same regions of the circuit of the heavens which all cultures have known as the Land Flowing with Milk and Honey, and the Land of Fire.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The blazing fires literally dropped from the heavens in hurricanes of flames in Wisconsin, encompassing nine towns and 400-square miles.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Elijah's chariot of fire can carry the whole of civilization back to the heavens without death, if we are willing to accept the consequences of living in a creation governed by Divine Will.
Will it be Paradise whose width is like the heavens and the earth, or shall it be the Fire whose fuel is of men and stones?
But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a mighty roar and the elements will be dissolved by fire, and the earth and everything done on it will be found out.
Mark Harris,

The early church was taught that they were to recognize that Christ’s new heavens and new earth would come in their lifetime after the destruction of the Old Testament order with fire, which it was destroyed by fire in AD 70—the Romans destroyed so.
The apostle Peter states that "the heavens and the earth are now kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgement and perdition of ungodly men.
They no more worship this hot lump of fire in the heavens but the true Son of Righteousness of whom we have much to tell you- this Jesus who is to come shortly from Heaven with an army of spirits to separate those who believe from His enemies.
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