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Topic: Hell Fire

Related:
  Hell    Fire  
  Fire Department    Fire Safety  
  Fire Protection    Fire and Rescue  
  Fire Fighters    Fire Alarm  
  Fire Place    Fire Equipment  
  Flame of Fire    Fire Station  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Bad point(s):Boastful,  Shameless
Personality:Rebellious,  Devout,  Sad
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Mormon
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite book(s):The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  The Prophet Mohammed,  Martin Luther
Ultimate fantasy(s):Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree
Favorite time of year:Ramadan
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Hell's greatest suffering was not the fires and rotting flesh; rather, the greatest pain was due to finding love in only one object, which was never to be seen again.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Shicco fires up the Retro lounge for the older stuff and Fizzy shakes the hell out of the vinyls in the main room for a couple of hours to get things all warmed up.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

So we should look for the Antichrist emerging in Russia as the iron and clay are united by the fires of Hell, a new Antichrist who will combine the hatred of Hitler with the paranoid ruthlessness of Stalin.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Other than this gooey fun he just fires laser blasts around extremely inaccurately, to the point where it looks like the pyrotechnic people for the movie just placed blasts wherever the hell they pleased and left the poor sap doing the visual effects to fill in the gaps.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

When hell waits on the dawn of a new state, Better it were that hell should not wait long, -- Or so it is I see it who should see As far or farther into time tonight Than they who talk and tremble for me now, Or wish me to those everlasting fires That are for me no fear.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Its like the fires of Hell from Hitler and Stalin will unite the iron and clay, the fire fusing the iron and clay together.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I know I’ve done some things in my life that I am definitely not proud of and would probably have me consigned to the fires of hell if any higher power was given half the chance.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

It is better for thee to enter into life maimed than to have two hands and go into hell where the worm does not die and the fire is never quenched.
It is better for thee to enter halt into life than to have two feet to be cast into hell where the worm does not die and the fire is never quenched.
Mark Harris,
Priest

This hell, fire, and brimstone sermon reminds us all that we have fallen from the grace of God and only the bloodstained cross can save us from our demise.
The Child Jesus was lost in the temple, but the agony within her heart is for her little children today that will go to the everlasting fires of hell because of their willfulness, because they did not assume the role as little children.
But, are we to believe that God loved the children of the devil, who could not escape the fires of Hell, so much that He sent His Son for them, all the while knowing that they would perish?
 
 
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