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Topic: Log Fire

Related:
  Log    Fire  
  Log Homes    Fire Department  
  Log Cabin    Fire Safety  
  Fire Protection    GAS LOG FIRE  
  Fire and Rescue    Fire Fighters  
  Fire Alarm    Fire Place  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Ikea bedroom,  House
Personality:Sad
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Favorite book(s):"Art of War" by Sun Tzu
Favorite animal(s):Wasps
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Likes to wear:Mooks
Favorite online activity(s):Writing in their secret blog,  Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer,  Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree
Favorite drink(s):Bourbon
Favorite quote(s):"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

They would light a fire with logs under the open sky and spend the nights there in japa and meditation.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

A log fire dominates the lounge and the cosy oak beamed restaurant offers excellent cuisine.
Roaring log fires and sophisticated but cosy furnishings make guests feel exceptionally comfortable.
Roaring log fires and an abundance of fresh flowers are features of the two comfortable lounges and other public rooms.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Perhaps it was the way she put the logs on the fire in the most ladylike manner, and still managed to show just the slightest hint of stocking.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Our logs are milled exclusively from standing dead forests (frequently from forest fires), so no living trees are sacrificed for your home.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Prevent chimney fires by having your chimney swept clean of soot and creosote buildup every couple of years - or more often if you use waxy fire starter logs.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Log fires are a feature in the colder months, while outdoor dining under the wide verandah or in the gazebo are enjoyed by guests in summer.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Vented logs are the most realistic wood fire substitute made, and are available in different styles and finishes which resemble oak, birch, hickory and many other wood species.
Although gas logs do radiate more heat than a wood fire, most of the heat goes up the chimney.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Some properties also have an open fire and the provision of coal or logs at an extra charge should be made by prior arrangement with the owner.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

As the logs heat up, the glow of the embers and the flicker of the yellow flames create a fire that looks just like burning hardwood.
 
 
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