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Topic: Fire Place

Related:
  Place    Fire  
  First Place    Find a place  
  Place Like Home    Best Place  
  Fire Department    Place to Live  
  Market Place    Meeting Place  
  Fire Safety    Places to Stay  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Ikea bedroom,  House,  Gas oven
Personality:Sad
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Janitor
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Interest(s):Camping,  Meeting women
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Favorite drink(s):Bourbon
Ultimate fantasy(s):Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree,  Owning their own trailer
Favorite time of year:Summer
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Delusion is overcome gradually by Right Seeing and as the Three Fires die down in us their place is taken by compassion and wisdom.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The winery is great place to visit in any season with extensive shaded areas to enjoy a tasting or picnic in the warmer months and a spacious tasting room with two wood fires for the winter.
T he bar is characterised by its intimate corners and log fires and is the ideal place for casual dining throughout the day where a varied bistro style menu is available.
The homely drawing room is warmed by log fires in winter and the spacious conservatory is a friendly place to relax with afternoon tea or a light snack.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

One sniper fires and retreats 30' behind the other sniper who is remaining concealed in his hiding place.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Under fire is a widespread practice that uses special software to track Web surfers visits and then places ads on their favorite Web sites and sends them e-mail messages based upon their preferences.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Fires burned down the airless shacks and rains swept them away, and then the residents set up house under the shards of tin roofs for a month, while with no help from the outside they built the whole rotten place up again so that they could wait again for it to be wrecked again.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Fires were also used at different times and places on All Saints' Night, which is the eve of All Souls' Day, and on All Souls' Day itself, the 2d of November.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Fire Extinguisher Training The Health and Safety at Work Act and the Fire Precautions Act places an obligation on employers to provide basic fire training for all employees.
Places of work are already subject to a range of duties under fire safety and health and safety legislation.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

In place of the aroma of the smoke from the sacred fires in the Brahmin settlements, there was now the stink of raw meat spreading amid shouts of drunken Moslem soldiers.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

In some places German soldiers stood uncaring on their parapets picking off wounded with rifle fire.
 
 
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