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Topic: Fire and Rain

Related:
  Rain    Fire  
  Fire Department    Fire Safety  
  Fire Protection    Fire and Rescue  
  Fire Fighters    Fire Alarm  
  Rain Forest    Fire Place  
  Fire Equipment    Flame of Fire  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Ingrid Bergman
Good point(s):Patient
Personality:Sad
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite actor(s):Humphrey Bogart,  Errol Flynn
Interest(s):The weather weather's
Favorite movie(s):Casablanca,  Lawrence of Arabia,  Lord of the Rings
Listens to:Garbage
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Winter,  Autumn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree,  Destroying Civilization
Membership(s):Boy scouts
Favorite quote(s):"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
 
 
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Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

They also caused the monsoon rains to fall over the central Pacific instead of on the western side, which led to droughts and disastrous forest fires in Indonesia and Australia.
The rains of uncounted ages have washed it away; subterranean fires have changed it till no vestige remains of its former structure.
Fogs and rains and warmer suns are gradually melting the snow; the days have grown sensibly longer; and I see how I shall get through the winter without adding to my woodpile, for large fires are no longer necessary.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Heavy rains this summer have left a number of the sand and gravel fire lanes in rough shape.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The rains have come, fire season is over and now I can take some time to put together an updated slideshow of how things were and how they are now.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Fires are natural occurrences, similar to hurricanes, floods, and heavy rains, although devastating, they are also important to the survival of ecosystems.
After a fire in the native pristine areas there is some erosion for the first few rains, then the erosion declines to near nothing.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Fires burned down the airless shacks and rains swept them away, and then the residents set up house under the shards of tin roofs for a month, while with no help from the outside they built the whole rotten place up again so that they could wait again for it to be wrecked again.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

This is why, before and after these revolutions in various countries, the rains will be so diminished and such abundance of fire and fiery missiles shall fall from the heavens that nothing shall escape the holocaust.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Fire danger in the Western states dramatically lessened in 1989, particularly after rains in August and September when the major breakthrough occurred.
The fire ban in the affected area will likely be in effect at least until June, when early summer rains usually soak the area and reduce fire risk.
The fires burned for days causing "black rain" in the surrounding areas from the airborne soot.
 
 
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