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Topic: Fire Safe

Related:
  Safe    Fire  
  Fire Department    Fire Safety  
  Fire Protection    Home Safe  
  Fire and Rescue    Fire Fighters  
  Fire Alarm    Fire Place  
  Fire Equipment    Flame of Fire  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):Mace,  Gas oven,  Wiretap kit
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Private Detective,  Police Officer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  6 O'Clock News
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder
Likes to wear:Digital watch,  Vinyl
Favorite computer game(s):Grand Theft Auto
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Keymaster Lock and Safe's clients often ask us to consult on fire and building code compliance issues as they relate to doors and hardware.
Many safes claim fire protection without the official certification by outside laboratories such as U.
Fire-isulated safes designed for storage of paper records cannot provide adequate protection for computer media.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Firearm Safes Securall manufactures quality firearm and security safes that have a superior 1700 degree/1 hour fire rating.
Some safes are designed for fire resistance only, with little or no burglary resistance, while some are designed for burglary resistance, but not fire resistance.
Securall Safes High quality gun safes carry a superior fire rating of 1700 degrees/1hour from Omega Laboratories.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

These economical safes feature a full UL class 350 2-hour fire rating with impact.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Our safes offer the ultimate protection for all your valuables from fire and theft, keep guns safely out of kids' hands, and guard all your possesions from disaster.
The Jefferson safes are a deterrent to fire or burglary and, if properly installed and maintained as instructed in the Owner's Use and Care Manual, will provide additional protection.
Your high quality, low cost provider of fire and burglary rated safes and gun safes and cabinets.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Their laboratories fire test safes at different outside temperatures, while monitoring the effects of the temperatures inside the safe.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

But fire-insulated cabinets or safes designed for storage of paper records cannot provide adequate protection for computer media.
 
 
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