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Topic: Firearms Registration

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun, Mace

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Appearance:

Intimidating

Personality:

Suicidal

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Politics:

Conservative

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Private Detective

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite royal(s):

King Shaka Zulu

Interest(s):

Historical Reenactment

Favorite computer game(s):

Half-Life

Likes to wear:

Colt 44 Magnum, Bikini

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Registrar is responsible for issuing registration certificates for firearms and assigning firearms identification numbers to them and for issuing authorizations to export and authorizations to import.
Although firearms registration in most Australian States is a fairly recent innovation it would appear that already some states are preparing to repeal legislation.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Consideration was given to the registration of all firearms including shotguns as it was believed to be a method of controlling the illegal use of firearms.
Is it any wonder that firearms owners are now totally opposed to firearm registration as it is merely a method to facilitate confiscations.
The registration was to be phased in over a period of 4 years by each licensed shooter submitting derails of his or her firearms when they renewed their shooters licences.

User Talk

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