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Topic: Smith wesson com Products Firearms

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun, Mace, Baseball cap

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Appearance:

Intimidating

Personality:

Suicidal

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Politics:

Conservative

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Private Detective

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite royal(s):

King Shaka Zulu

Interest(s):

Historical Reenactment

Favorite computer game(s):

Half-Life

Likes to wear:

Colt 44 Magnum, Bikini

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting, Bowling

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker

Expert Talk

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John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

FIREARMS Marlin Model 90 Over and Under Shotgun in Fitted Leather Case, Smith and Wesson Semi-Automatic Pistol.
Smith & Wesson Firearms - World class manufacturer of handguns.
Since 1852, Smith and Wesson has been known for innovation, quality, value and reliability in firearms and firearm accessories.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
william ivie
2005-07-21 17:44:51

what price for a smith & wesson 38 police special, pearl gripes ?

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