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Topic: Tobacco and Firearms

Related:
  Tobacco    Firearms  
  Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms    Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms  
  Tobacco Use    Tobacco Products  
  Tobacco Industry    Tobacco Smoking  
  Pipe Tobacco    Tobacco Company  
  Smokeless Tobacco    Chewing Tobacco  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gun,  Mace
Good point(s):Remorseful
Personality:Suicidal
Politics:Conservative
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Private Detective
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Historical Reenactment
Favorite royal(s):King Shaka Zulu
Favorite sport(s):Hunting
Likes to wear:Colt 44 Magnum,  Bikini
Favorite computer game(s):Half-Life
Favorite destination(s):United States of America
Membership(s):National Rifle Association
Favorite quote(s):"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms Enforces the laws that are associated with it's name but places more emphasis firearm violations.
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms governs us on a federal basis for the handling and storage of explosives.
Kennedy immediately dropped tobacco and firearms to focus his attention on the subject he knew.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Lee was wanted on charges of assaulting a federal Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms agent and a State Highway Patrol officer on April 24, 1991.
When a weapon is confiscated on a Federal violation, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms will be so notified by the officer who takes custody of the weapon.
Willis of the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms was shot and killed by conspirators while he was attempting to execute search and arrest warrants.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

As with the tobacco industry, it is to be expected that the industry may attempt to counteract any moves likely to diminish sales of firearms.
 
 
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